I’d smash both
Dad wins
Submitted 8 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Squizzy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
That took me way too long to get - quality dark humor!
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
F
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 8 months ago
What is this- an urn for aunts? Should be at least 3 times that size.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
These are for a small amount of cremains. My family has a few of these, to have a small amount of the deceased. The main urn is significantly larger and is with the widow.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait, so different family members can have a small amount of a deceased loved one?
First time i hear if this. Is it like, really common?
Nath@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Great. Now I have Mambo No. 5 in my head.
🎵 A little bit of Monica, on my right
A little bit of Rita, by my side
A little bit of Jessica, here I am… 🎵You get the idea.
K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
My aunt would definitely not fit in there. That’s an urn for your crackhead cousin
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why is that urn so tiny? Aren’t human remains bigger? Maybe she’s only got part of dad
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Probably shared ashes among family members. It’s weird. We did it with my dads ashes.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve heard of making jewelry or even mixing the ashes with paint to make art. Whatever my kids wanna do with my remains when I’m gone is up to them, shoot me into space, blow me up for military research, turn me into art. Whatever, I’m gone have fun with it!
maquise@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
I actually think the idea of getting “bricked” from Andor is pretty cool, though you’d need a culture around it to work. Loses its impact if you’re the only one doing it.
Not_Alec_Baldwin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a memorial urn. My mother bought a few for family that wanted something to remember her by, but her ashes aren’t in it. They’ve been scattered.
So it’s really just sentimental clutter.
Some people are really attached to physical representations of things. They want a grave site to visit, or an urn to have. It’s probably just a mental thing, but it seems to be really common.
Belzebubulubu@mujico.org 8 months ago
Also, “99%” of the time, you are not getting the full amount of your love ones in a simple urn. The amount of ashes a person creates is simply too much to hold. Most of it mixes and gets dump in the trash every day.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Taylor has better legs
SleepingPanda@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Really into black and blue dresses…they both look great!
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 8 months ago
It’s the butt plug that goes with the dress.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But what do I do if Taylor Swift is my dad?
weird_nugget@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Damn I love Taylor
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taylor Swift.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Change My Mind: Red Lipstick is the worst lipstick for anyone, man or woman.
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 months ago
_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 8 months ago
“Lets do, the, time, warp, again!”
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Looks good on people with fair skin. I prefer it on femmes myself, but I know there are fans of masc+makeup.
People with a darker skin tone, it starts working less.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There are like elevendy billion shades/tones of “red.” If you have lips, there is a red out there that will look good on them.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All lipstick is red. Do you mean bright fire engine red?
I’d say neon green is probably a worse lipstick color.
sturmblast@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m very tired of this person
art@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Your dad looks great. Did he lose weight?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The dress is blue and black
whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So is the urn!
jaackf@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I was saying Blue-Urns
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 8 months ago
Urn-juice