That Wojack is brilliant.
Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I’m betting terrible.
Anon's uncle watches Andrew Tate
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.
bloopernova@programming.dev 10 months ago
Tatejack?
theodewere@kbin.social 10 months ago
you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude
RealFknNito@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gamba
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lmao. So his logic was
my wife is too ugly to fuck
He deserves the divorce, good for her.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.
That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.
binbows@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn’t believe in depression?
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you’ve learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.
breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me
spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of “there but for the grace of God go I” in your life
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
censors the f word
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’m guessing it wasn’t “fucking.”
Nelots@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Considering it looks like we got 2 gs on the bottom here, I think that’s perfectly fine.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there’s so much meaning in them.
Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Peak faggotry.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy
pigup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We are friends with a 53 widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Women will always get laid more than men.
If we discount homosexual relationships (since the conversation focuses on heterosexuals), for a woman to have sex, there needs to be a man to have sex with her, and vice versa, so men and women should get laid equally.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
No idea apart from op and you. Is this true?
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
As a man briefly on the poly scene… Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn’t score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we’re too autistic to ever try that again lol.
pythonoob@programming.dev 10 months ago
He didn’t fuck around and found out
Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn didn’t think it could get worse but this is it
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I’d post some pics of the girls I’ve dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn’t ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let’s just say they’re neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren’t afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she’s not a child. 🤷🏻♂️)
40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my “market share” spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on “sexual market value”. Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.
tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You’ll make it someday.
rambaroo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bruh this reads like it was written by a 15 year old.
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kind of love it though
breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cool fanfic bro
can@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
No one on Lemmy has an attractive partner.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This feels like a green text itself.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
lemmy OC, bro!
quams69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Relationship natural selection
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.
Sagifurius@lemm.ee 10 months ago
here’s a weird one. A woman i was seeing intermittently, strong attraction, very different lives and locations, yeah i was an “Uncle” her boy knew for years. I’m in town for a week and he’s watching Andrew Tate advice videos in the living room that one day. Horrible shit he’s saying. Ask her, why are you letting him watch that garbage and realize she wanted that behavior out of me.
Sunfoil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank goodness I didn’t see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Say fuck as much as you want, but I don’t see why people are mad about censoring a slur
Sunfoil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We shouldn’t censor words. Bad habit. The only way to get rid of slurs and ‘bad words’ is to remove their power. Acting like the word for a meat product is Voldemort isn’t helping anyone. Especially as LGBT use it amongst ourselves anyway.
FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, nobody likes removed words! Fuck them!
In all seriousness though, I have no idea about what you meant there 😜
Default_Defect@midwest.social 10 months ago
He typed f*ggot, but it was removed but a word filter.
Sunfoil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because '“the f word” 😱 even gets censored on lemmy.
HotDogFingies@kbin.social 10 months ago
All. Hopefully all.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.
Noedel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Most of them wouldn’t be into mysogenists though
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you’re willing to put up with when looking for a partner.
rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s what Farmersonly is for
Sagifurius@lemm.ee 10 months ago
well yeah. You see it in cycles from a personal POV, or in groups from a displaced. The relationship/divorce treadmill, watching your old friends go on and off the market over decades. the 30 year olds are either in committed relationships with kids or not whatsoever. the 40 year olds of either type are on the dating apps, fresh divorced and back on the market or never married wondering why the supply has gotten shy. I did notice a spike around @28 when the early achievers finished their first divorce.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It could have been fine if he didn’t have a “change the rules because I’m losing” mentality.
rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Andrew Taint
Mrderisant@midwest.social 10 months ago
My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren’t into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled
Shou@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As someone who’d be more monogamous, this is good to hear. I’m glad you both found each other and are able to give each other the space you both want.
Allero@lemmy.today 10 months ago
There’s nothing wrong with open relationships for as long as both parties feel comfortable about it and what it entails for each side (including the other, well, finding partners).
When it becomes a shitshow of toxic masculinity, this really becomes an issue.
Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier
It’s almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives
aew360@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro
spez@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
brooooooooo
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I heard he has controllers he doesn’t even use. They’re just for display.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
I do too.
I mean, I bought them for friends, but now we just play online which is…
Just as fun. Yes. Surely.