Here’s something I learned from practical experience - even if they reroute your guts so you shit into a bag (colostomy), as long as you have still have a rectum, you’ll still occasionally have to poop out mucus.
Two anus facts in a row.
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andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Damn, and here I am just shitting out my ass like a basic bitch.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s okay, shitass. We still love you. Now go get a good bidet and shit out your ass like the gods
Creepo@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Toot to scoot
pennomi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Another anus fact, your colon/intestines can function as a lung.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Animals like pigs, rodents, turtles, and some fish are known to be capable of butt-chugging oxygen when the need arises.
I want to see “butt-chugging” in an accepted scientific article now.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Barbieri, S., Feltracco, P., Omizzolo, L., Snenghi, R., El Mazloum, R., Vettore, G., … & Gaudio, R. M. (2017). Planking or the “Lying-Down Game:” Two Case Reports. Interactive Journal of Medical Research, 6(1), e6568.
Here you go.
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The experiments only injected a non-oxygenated fluid into the participants rectums, just to see if it was safe to do, which it was. Next step will be to actually test how well your butt can breathe the oxyneated gel.
Anyways, if this works athletes would be able to cheat on a whole new level. Would be awesome if you could inject it into your butt before freediving tho.
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Can confirm, fastest I’ve ever run was with an assfull of imminent diarrhea.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Huh. So I heard about that chemical that was basically supersaturated query oxygen or something, that you could put in a drowning person’s lungs to at least let them breathe while their lungs are full of fluid. Are they suggesting we boof it?
_lilith@lemmy.world 1 day ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Now you’re talking out your ass.
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 day ago
Unironically pretty cool though
sintax@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
If you would like to subscribe to analmal facts, reply starfish.
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Starfish
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Coelacanth
Dammit!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Chocolate starfish
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
They hate us, because they anus.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Another anus fact: I pull facts out of my anus regularly.
Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Baby dragonfly fart-waterskiing was not on my bingo card of things I expected to learn but here we are
huppakee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Imagine you got a bingo after seeing this post though, wild
Seleni@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There is no permanent connection between the gut and the rear of the body. Instead, as waste accumulates, part of the gut starts to balloon out until it touches the outer layer, or epidermis. The gut then fuses with the epidermis, forming an anal opening. Once excretion is complete, the process is reversed and the anus vanishes.
It has a vanishing, temporary invisible anus. WTF
In 2024 it was described to possess the ability be biological immortal by undergoing reverse development after the onset of sexual reproduction from mature lobate to early cydippid
And it’s immortal.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
“Wrecked him!? Damn near killed him!”
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
which means its butthole disappears when not in use
Rocky had entered the chat
Blibly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So if they each injure their asshole (hey, it happens 🤷♀️) do they fuse their butts together?
cloudless@kbin.earth 1 day ago
(Jennifer Connelly, Requiem For A Dream, etc.)
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The answer is always “more lube”.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What good is fusing your butts together if you have a transient anus?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bum, Aktuly.
rImITywR@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The Asteromorphs had the ability to propel themselves through space by shooting air out of their enlarged anuses.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 1 day ago
The horse rectum and anus are a marvel of engineering. Together, they’re capable of expelling waste, segmenting waste, and cleaning themselves, with one contraction performed by a single muscle.
As the sphincter contracts, it pushes out the waste, while also tightening to divide the waste into precisely segmented portions. If you weigh the individual pieces of waste, they weigh the same, within only a half ounce or so of each other.
After the waste is expelled, before the sphincter relaxes, it squeezes the rectum in the direction of the anus, effectively cleaning the rectum of any remaining waste.
This design has been replicated mechanically and applied to countless manufacring processes. Just about any time some amount of fluid needs to be precisely portioned out on an assembly line, it uses a device that was designed to be basically a mechanical version of a horse’s asshole because it does such a good job of dispensing consistent quantities while minimizing waste, requiring very little maintenance and upkeep, and being very simple to build.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do your kids ever fight about who’s getting more food?
Not any more!
Here kids, meet Buddy! A huge help on the farm and in the kitchen.
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Thank you/damn you for making me search “how do horse rectums work” and variations there of. I didn’t find an exact source for this info. Would you be so kind so save me from more horse anus searchs and provide a source for the delightful interesting info you posted please?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Thank you for this anus fact
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Thanks, Dookieman12
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
thats fascinating. i always wondered how they got away with having their vagina and rectum in the same hole. it sounds like it would cause all kinds of problems, yet horses exist.