Pro tip

Comments

• db2@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Also known as an Epstein island audition.

  source
• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The cops can watch it, copy it, sell it on the dark web, pass it up to their bosses, use the panopticon to find the kid in question, hunt them for sport, black bag them, rape them, force a confession through torture, and then throw the kid into the serial sexual assault wing of the state prison for 30 years.

  source

  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    …which would be a crime so yes not a counterexample but still yes you can of course say those things if you like.

    source

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing.

      source
    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Don’t get in the way of Lemmites trying to be edge lords.

      source
• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s where your wrong, they hire people to do that.

  source

  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    commit crimes?

    source

    • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ironically, yes!

      source
    • Oisteink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Not legally, but yeah, you can hire minors to do your crime.

      bra.se/…/2025-01-21-children-and-youth-in-crimina…

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• homes@piefed.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Funny you mention this. I attended an all guys boarding school in the 90s.

  If there existed WebCams and the Internet, I would be a gay porn billionaire.

  Instead, I just have a lot of very fond of memories, and then knowledge that there is no such thing as a straight man

  source

  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    all guys boarding school

    no such thing as a straight man

    catalogofbias.org/biases/selection-bias/

    source

    • homes@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Meh. Had a great time, that’s all I know.

      source
• qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote

  source
• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  In civilised countries minors can’t commit crimes anyways.

  source

  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What does this mean

    source

    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      in civilised countries children can’t commit crimes. anything and everything they do is automatically legal.

      source
    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      In civilizated countries, it’s illegal for children to commit crimes, so they can’t.

      source
    • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This is just casual racism, why ?

      source
• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Just claim that it’s actually generated by Grok! /j

  source