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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  this reads like a facebook post

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am 14 and this is deep

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    • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Deep in something alright

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  • Jyek@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It looks more like a bed post to be.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thank you

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Be careful I think they meant Facebook not facebook.

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  • lumpyluggage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There are SO many awful jokes on Lemmy. I really want to know who the average user actually is. Sometimes I think it’s boomers, sometimes it sounds like 15 year olds who haven’t had sex yet.

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    • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the boomers who haven’t had sex yet.

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      what about immature boomers?

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• axh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh! I know! It’s on a boat. Added so the bed won’t move during the storm. Right?

  Right?

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  • normalentrance@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Correct. This is for the motion in the ocean.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory.

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  • justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its a storm alright

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Daisy Cruiser on easy mode

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• MoonManKipper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t know about your bedpost but those fasteners don’t look adequate to me. Especially into plaster board

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bet they screwed into metal anchors they sunk in first. Unless those are literally just woodscrews going into drywall lmao.

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    • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You are giving this photo a lot more credit than I would.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those are wood screws into gyprock. That bracket is just stamped sheet steel.

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  • btsax@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The problem being solved is having a friend who is a drywall contractor who needs some extra work

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is to stop your bed from flying away when you read books

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Theft!

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you af

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• Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No that doesn’t fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap… I mean, uh nothing to see here.

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m gonna shove something in your gap but it ain’t a pillow

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And they say romance is dead.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The problem is obviously “Not having a blown out screw hole on either side of the bedpost”

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• X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.

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• Shirow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The people sleeping are moving too much during their sleep. It’s to prevent the frame from breaking.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A friend of mine was showing me his newly acquired box-bed. I dont know how to describe it, but it has a big space in the center to store things and a movable wooden deck.

  So, he opens it and the deck was all slided to one side and he says “idk why it keeps sliding” with his wife on my back.

  I suggested him to ad some friction to it

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  • Epp@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Were you giving her a piggy back ride?

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, what? She was pegging me /s

      My english skills are not really good… she was “at my six” in the sense that i couldn’t see her face and yet, i could sense her expression.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Prefect. Now when I leap into bed from a sprint from the hallway it won’t skid halfway across the room anymore.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All wrong answers.

  This is a top bunk bed that is two beds stacked on top of each other held in place with metal pegs. This prevents unauthorized users from taking the beds and placing them side-by-side.

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Earthquake

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh sweet summer child. The innocent ones ARE the ones who have these installed.

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• zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve seen the exorcist. I know.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s nothing naughty, it just makes it way easier to restrain your subjects for testing.

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• trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Antihurricane strap obviously

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bed frames in college were squeaky. I found a little bit of olive oil took care of it.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or you can do this and find out how squeaky the house frame is!

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Force equals mass times acceleration, so if you’re shaking the whole house…

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I finally get it. It’s not “wedlock”, it’s “bedlock”. Which seems like a kind of like a bikelock because it is made for securing a vehicle. Easy. Now I get high score on English test.

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