I… don’t really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?
How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight?
Submitted 2 months ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the latter
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn’t really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that’s what a tough guy looks and sounds like.
Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Epstein’s best friend should not be allowed to be in the same room with 8 year olds
DokPsy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if we give the 8 year old a knife and no rules against using it if needed
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What age child do you think makes it a 50/50 fight?
Maybe 10?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
4
Snazz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is the eight-year-old bloodlusted?
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Stimmed
Asafum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn’t know that already.
MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.
tooks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain’t got a chance.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn’t be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him … it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He’s never once taken a punch. He’s soft like 10-ply. I’d be delighted to demonstrate.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Jake Paul enjoys boxing matches with elderly celebrities
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I do not want to be anywhere near the guy so not really no.
stretch2m@infosec.pub 2 months ago
We could eliminate the national debt by charging people money for a crack at him.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
After 1 to 2 people, it would just be a version of Slap Dead Hitler, more gruesome every hour.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The man can’t drink water
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 months ago
Do I get any weapons?
Not that I’d need them … that would just make it more fun.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
A lighter would be nice.
DokPsy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I bet a clue by four would be cathartic
FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you can walk all the way around a block you can defeat this man via cardio and never throw a punch.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I would tear through that geriatric fucking piece of shit like he was made of tissue paper.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, with both arms zip tied together behind my back. I’m sure I could.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
DokPsy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish I could say the same but my dogs are dumb as hell and the big one waits for me to go down the stairs while standing in front of me blocking the stairs. He also does this going up the stairs, going through a hallway, doorway, literally anywhere. He is too large to step over and stands at an angle to take up as much room as possible
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’d hold it on the Whitehouse lawn. If trump was in a normal state, I could take him. If he was in a blind ketchup rage, then I’m not so sure.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I could with my left ankle tied to my right wrist. Guy believes that working out sapps the finite amount of energy from the body and makes you die earlier and has never done ANY exercise in his life other than golf. He is weak, old and frail. I find it funny they are bringing back the presidents fitness test in his name, and he hosts the UFC on the lawn. Guy probably can’t even do a single pushup. Super hypocritical. I’d also argue I know far more about guns and can shoot far better than the guy the 2A chuds jerk off to.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Maybe if they rolled on top of him
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No thanks, I don’t wanna go hand to hand with that stinky motherfucker let alone be in the same room.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Idk if I could. Doesn’t mean I don’t want to.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 month ago
I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the parkFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Are you looking for volunteers?
RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He’s an elderly man with dementia. I’m pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.
Republicans are so weak!
dgdft@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.
There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.
Cheesus@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I mean, yeah, but he’s never lifted a finger in his life.
I’m pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.
barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m guessing it would take more than one diaper to negate a shot to the family jewels.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y’all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.
silence7@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It’s hard to beat up an octogenarian when you’re a nonagenarian