Imperial system slander

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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t @ me, I just stole it. :(

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      From the same video i watched earlier?

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t steal trash! Are you a raccoon?

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s cause they want what they want.

    We get it. We know what we got over here.

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  • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s showing more centimeters than inches

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    • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only because cm are smaller

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• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thinly disguised blatant

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  • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taritino posting.

    Tarintino doing his thang

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

    😉

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh yeah. I think I see the new shitpost meta emerging

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No fetish shaming!

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    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No fetish shaming!

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More feet like this

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hope there was a bee involved in that picture.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe, but probably McDonald’s

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    • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe Arbee’s? Taco Beell? Starbeeucks?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The American foot is 38% thicker than the British foot.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In Europe people wear Boss, Armani, Versace, etc. In the US they wear McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So instead of “imperial” we start calling it “foot fetish”. Got it.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Sexy” vs “Unsexy” measuring.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey just because you aren’t into feet doesn’t mean there aren’t people who might the imperial system sexy.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Americans, to the British: “I learned it by watching you, dad!”

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It probably worked because they had such a great empire and a kingdom wide standard. One of the biggest reasons why other countries got rid of these measurements was ambiguity and trade. At least every country had their own measurements, often differed by member states or even by city. (Although differences by city probably already were gone when metric came around)

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Raven is responsible for the imperial system?

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s responsible for at least seven inches of it, by my current count.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many dicks in a yard?

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      African, or European?

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• syaochan@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I support using Maderaka as length unit

  Context (NSFW)

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yoda would be into feet. He’s so short and down there all the time, sniffin and making those strange happy satisfied noises. Just look at him.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe not so into human feet, though.

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Austrilasia, and every country in North America except one?

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So -

    Rest of the world: Metric

    USA: Imperial

    ?

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    • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are three countries that use the Imperial system: U.S.A., Liberia, and Myranmar.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NSFW

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never had problems with feet, but i can’t wait until the current foot-craze subsides.
  It’s like with everything these days. someone makes a mildly interesting/funny/sexy/whatever thing and for unfathomable reasons 12% of humanity or 96% of humans on the internet latch on to it and make it the core of their worldview/humour/identity until the next thing pops up.

  STOP THE FEET

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And you wonder why Quentin Tarantino is an American filmmaker…

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oil industry:
  DECI-FEET

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe the imperialists were on to something?

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yall should switch for good once all the old fucks die.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  south parks Mr Mackey explaining how maybe your just jel

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feet is relative to the distance you walk - with your feet.

  No don’t ask me how it works or whose foot was measured or why it isn’t strides.

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• itisileclerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ELI5: How foot, inch, fahrenheit, cup, teespoon is defined (without using SI System). How long is one foot?

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A foot is 12 inches.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love feet, so yummy! 😋

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