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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thats because the clitoris is dem propaganda, its actually a hoax!

    Sarcasm for obvious reasons

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yhea, it doesn’t exist, what are snowflakes gonna do, dm me pictures of their’s to prove me wrong? they would if it was real

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris

        WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT’S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The is no evidence the “clit-tor-is” even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the 3 downvoters are the men who can’t find the clit to start with

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s not funny. mine said it went to buy cigarettes and has not come back, I can’t find it :(

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it more than a meme? I honestly don’t know. It’s just on top of the labia minora? What can be so hard about that?

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s less about the ability to find the clitoris, and more about the will to do so. I think that it is more than a meme, but in the sense of “men seem so oblivious about the clitoris that surely they must not be able to find it”. Some women do seem to genuinely believe this to be the case. I guess that, as absurd as it may sound, it may be more palatable to believe than “most of my partners don’t give a fuck about my pleasure and I’m functionally little more than a fleshlight to them”

        There have been a few times where I have been a bi woman’s first experience of sapphic sex, where they have told me that the sex was so good that it basically redefined for them what sex could be like.

        I don’t know if it makes it more or less grim that I have slept with plenty of men who were invested in my pleasure enough that they actively enjoyed helping me to have a good time. I guess they have just been fairly unlucky with their partners.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m trying to figure out a joke that hinges on the idea of using one to practice drawing letters and the other for writing words but I’m not enough of a cunning linguist.

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    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I'd ask my girlfriend, but I can't figure out what terms to use, I don't know the cunny lingo.

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Try a little circumlocution, see if you can get her to arrive at the point.

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄

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    • tortina_original@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.

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    • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its because their insults are projection.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m a drop of sweat

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Conservative men aren’t real

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re thinking of birds.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        COnservativly Organized Men Aren’t Real!

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But if they aren’t real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there’s a woman as the lead character?

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are there any conservatives here? I’ve never seen a more left biased echo chamber than Lemmy.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tankies are pretty conservative, even if they’ll never admit it.

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      • Zomg@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah I kinda have started to understand the whole horseshoe theory thing.

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      • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In what meaning of the word? They seem to not favour small government and deregulated economy.

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      • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This

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    • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some of us go outside.

      Not me, but some of us.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You take that back. I’ll never leave the basement.

        (I post from a state that for the large part, doesn’t have basements.)

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    • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nope. This place is gated as fuck. You are at the whim of moderators that are one bad day away from mental collapse. As much shit that i see here about reddit, i managed 15 years on reddit without a single ban. Even with their shite mods.

      Here you get banned for pointing out obvious bias.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well…2

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit

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  • jafra@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Funny, this sounds like a feminist circle jerk ,😂🤣😂🤣

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would love to be invited to a feminist circle jerk, it sounds like a good time.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol how would you know?

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fucking real!

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  • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.

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  • Bullerfar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I still haven’t managed to find this so called “Clitorious” - just as fake as the moon landing!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying “clitOris” and he says it just like that.

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    😂🤣

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk, I’d like to see a showdown between a conservative and a feminist on who takes that crown.

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