I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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X@piefed.world 2 months ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The is no evidence the “clit-tor-is” even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
the 3 downvoters are the men who can’t find the clit to start with
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s not funny. mine said it went to buy cigarettes and has not come back, I can’t find it :(
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is it more than a meme? I honestly don’t know. It’s just on top of the labia minora? What can be so hard about that?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It’s less about the ability to find the clitoris, and more about the will to do so. I think that it is more than a meme, but in the sense of “men seem so oblivious about the clitoris that surely they must not be able to find it”. Some women do seem to genuinely believe this to be the case. I guess that, as absurd as it may sound, it may be more palatable to believe than “most of my partners don’t give a fuck about my pleasure and I’m functionally little more than a fleshlight to them”
There have been a few times where I have been a bi woman’s first experience of sapphic sex, where they have told me that the sex was so good that it basically redefined for them what sex could be like.
I don’t know if it makes it more or less grim that I have slept with plenty of men who were invested in my pleasure enough that they actively enjoyed helping me to have a good time. I guess they have just been fairly unlucky with their partners.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m trying to figure out a joke that hinges on the idea of using one to practice drawing letters and the other for writing words but I’m not enough of a cunning linguist.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
I'd ask my girlfriend, but I can't figure out what terms to use, I don't know the cunny lingo.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Try a little circumlocution, see if you can get her to arrive at the point.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄
tortina_original@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Its because their insults are projection.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I’m a drop of sweat
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Conservative men aren’t real
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You’re thinking of birds.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
COnservativly Organized Men Aren’t Real!
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
But if they aren’t real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there’s a woman as the lead character?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are there any conservatives here? I’ve never seen a more left biased echo chamber than Lemmy.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Tankies are pretty conservative, even if they’ll never admit it.
Zomg@piefed.world 2 months ago
Yeah I kinda have started to understand the whole horseshoe theory thing.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In what meaning of the word? They seem to not favour small government and deregulated economy.
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Some of us go outside.
Not me, but some of us.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You take that back. I’ll never leave the basement.
(I post from a state that for the large part, doesn’t have basements.)
teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope. This place is gated as fuck. You are at the whim of moderators that are one bad day away from mental collapse. As much shit that i see here about reddit, i managed 15 years on reddit without a single ban. Even with their shite mods.
Here you get banned for pointing out obvious bias.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well…2
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit
jafra@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I would love to be invited to a feminist circle jerk, it sounds like a good time.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol how would you know?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fucking real!
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I still haven’t managed to find this so called “Clitorious” - just as fake as the moon landing!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying “clitOris” and he says it just like that.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
😂🤣
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idk, I’d like to see a showdown between a conservative and a feminist on who takes that crown.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thats because the clitoris is dem propaganda, its actually a hoax!
Sarcasm for obvious reasons
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yhea, it doesn’t exist, what are snowflakes gonna do, dm me pictures of their’s to prove me wrong? they would if it was real
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT’S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?