I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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X@piefed.world 1 month ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The is no evidence the “clit-tor-is” even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
the 3 downvoters are the men who can’t find the clit to start with
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s not funny. mine said it went to buy cigarettes and has not come back, I can’t find it :(
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Is it more than a meme? I honestly don’t know. It’s just on top of the labia minora? What can be so hard about that?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
It’s less about the ability to find the clitoris, and more about the will to do so. I think that it is more than a meme, but in the sense of “men seem so oblivious about the clitoris that surely they must not be able to find it”. Some women do seem to genuinely believe this to be the case. I guess that, as absurd as it may sound, it may be more palatable to believe than “most of my partners don’t give a fuck about my pleasure and I’m functionally little more than a fleshlight to them”
There have been a few times where I have been a bi woman’s first experience of sapphic sex, where they have told me that the sex was so good that it basically redefined for them what sex could be like.
I don’t know if it makes it more or less grim that I have slept with plenty of men who were invested in my pleasure enough that they actively enjoyed helping me to have a good time. I guess they have just been fairly unlucky with their partners.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m trying to figure out a joke that hinges on the idea of using one to practice drawing letters and the other for writing words but I’m not enough of a cunning linguist.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 month ago
I'd ask my girlfriend, but I can't figure out what terms to use, I don't know the cunny lingo.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Try a little circumlocution, see if you can get her to arrive at the point.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄
tortina_original@lemmy.world 1 month ago
With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Its because their insults are projection.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I’m a drop of sweat
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Conservative men aren’t real
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You’re thinking of birds.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
COnservativly Organized Men Aren’t Real!
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
But if they aren’t real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there’s a woman as the lead character?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are there any conservatives here? I’ve never seen a more left biased echo chamber than Lemmy.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Tankies are pretty conservative, even if they’ll never admit it.
Zomg@piefed.world 1 month ago
Yeah I kinda have started to understand the whole horseshoe theory thing.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In what meaning of the word? They seem to not favour small government and deregulated economy.
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Some of us go outside.
Not me, but some of us.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You take that back. I’ll never leave the basement.
(I post from a state that for the large part, doesn’t have basements.)
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope. This place is gated as fuck. You are at the whim of moderators that are one bad day away from mental collapse. As much shit that i see here about reddit, i managed 15 years on reddit without a single ban. Even with their shite mods.
Here you get banned for pointing out obvious bias.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well…2
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit
jafra@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I would love to be invited to a feminist circle jerk, it sounds like a good time.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol how would you know?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Fucking real!
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I still haven’t managed to find this so called “Clitorious” - just as fake as the moon landing!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying “clitOris” and he says it just like that.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 month ago
😂🤣
minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk, I’d like to see a showdown between a conservative and a feminist on who takes that crown.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Thats because the clitoris is dem propaganda, its actually a hoax!
Sarcasm for obvious reasons
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yhea, it doesn’t exist, what are snowflakes gonna do, dm me pictures of their’s to prove me wrong? they would if it was real
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT’S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?