i can’t even block them on the client i use. wtf is this and how can we stop it?
Given the date, I doubt this has anything to do with the company. Probably just a joke/troll with poor taste.
Apr 1st would be a really dumb day to start a new ad campaign on a platform explicitly created to escape corporate greed. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot…
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Looks like you were the perfect target demographic for this marketing.
SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know what they say, nothing beats thirst like a cop beats black people like a crisp cold coca cola. The cops beating up innocent people of beverages.
Yes indeed coca cola loves to assault your thirst. The way cops assault their wives.
Coca cola and cops, two peas one pod. Like two girls one cup. Except instead of two girls eating shit it’s coca cola.
Mmm. Coke.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On a similar note, I have a few notes for a coca cola ad. Particularly in regards to the war on christmas.
I’d like the ad to open with the crucifixion. When Jesus cries out “I thirst”. Then a Roman Soldier passes him a crisp and refreshing Coca Cola from a cooler.
Not really sure how to end it, but I think its fine to cut after Jesus says “Ahhh!”
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Just like a coka cola funded paramilitary organisation quashes a union by killing its members, a crisp sip of coke will quench your thirst like no other
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Coke. It’s the real thing.
NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What an absolute flatulene.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Did it make you want a coke?
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes, actually.
I guess I’m pretty sensitive to ads now, since I usually don’t see any at all.
Janx@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I only skimmed it, but now I want some cocaine…
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It’s clearly AI slop anyway