I don’t think we want to close the recruiter & c-suite containment system
It does a great job of keeping them all in one place so we can leave them to their fart sniffing and occasionally visit like it’s a zoo
public service
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9point6@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
Can we stop forcing the unemployed to interact with it, please
I go there and I start making fun of AI chuds. It keeps adding more suggested chuds in my feed.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
So, it’s recommending the thing you engage with?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I don’t know that the unemployed are forced to go there, but I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t gotten a job from LinkedIn
tophneal@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Can we just separate the social/CEO containment parts from the useful resume hosting part?
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Nah bruh they have their own private Social Network that is invite only. It’s like a $100m+ club.
apex32@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
LinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
the pedophile pinata lottery where lucky winners get to beat pedophile billionaires with bats until they explode and drop money
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
So based on what we know out of the Epstein files, that’s essentially all billionaires at this point.
anotherpos@feddit.online 2 hours ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
If you win the lottery, and then buy winning lottery tickets with every single dollar of your original win, you may approach the table to begin negotiations.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
In case you’d like to know just how fucked the entire Linkedin edifice is, now is once again the time to trot out this piece of trivia.
Windows users only: Hold down all four modifier keys on your keyboard, Ctrl + Alt + Shift + Win, and press L.
You can never unlearn this piece of knowledge. You’re welcome.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
W is word X is Excel O is Outlook P is PowerPoint T is Teams D is one Drive N is one Note L is linked in
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
F is for friends who do stuff together
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I don’t use windows. Is this serious or are you joking? If true, this is pretty much like TV remotes that have a Netflix or Hulu button.
EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 hour ago
And of course now they open Copilot too
U g h.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Linkedin is so evil and massively accelerates the class divide
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
This is one of the few good things having the same job for 20 years has been. Never needing to create a linkdin account. I’ve been told in the past it’s still good to have, but i think that period of time is long gone. Glad i never gave them my info and time.
sheridan@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
LinkedOut
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
it’s the only social media I have that still has my real name attached. I use it to keep in contact with old coworkers, keep and host my resume, and I like their daily games.
lemonhead2@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
why are people so against linked in? i thought it was t as bad as twitter? (I’m not on it)
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
It’s not that it’s more evil than other social media, it’s just such a shit platform. Everybody is posting their performative BS to try and look professional, it’s a massive circlejerk. Nothing of value posted there
archonet@lemy.lol 4 hours ago
Dealing with that level of performative bullshit is genuinely agonizing to me. LinkedIn is like my idea of personal hell – everyone, everywhere, up their own ass and completely full of shit, all the time – and I have resolved to never have a net worth or job title that would necessitate using it.
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 hours ago
Posts on it are mostly garbage, but it still seems the best place to find jobs, at least in my own engineering experience.
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
It’s basically moltbook, because all those business talk wankers just post the absolute drivel their LLMs shit out anyway.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Change the name to LinkedX and it will die by itself.
Tja@programming.dev 4 minutes ago
I don’t know how you guys use LinkedIn but for me it got me two job changes where I more than doubled my salary (via recruiters) and I find much more interesting technical discussions than on any other social platforms.
If you only follow recruiters and salesmen you get what you follow.