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Shit, I'd pay $9

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My system is better and cheaper:

    Phone always on DND. Wife goes through all else can go fuck themselves and write me.

    Noone else is important enough to disrupt whatever I’m doing just to tell me shit that could’ve been an email.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Caller WhyD

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    • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      So CallerYD

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder how long before people are going: “Don’t stress me out and ruin my day by texting me” or “I would like a warning, by a slight breeze starting to blow, five minutes before receiving an email”.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Asynchronous methods of communication don’t bother me. It’s only when someone calls me in the middle of my day, expecting me to drop everything and answer.

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        When people call me, I have a mini panic attack worrying who is dead.

        Usually it’s just someone calling to remind me that I have a balance due.

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      • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        What if they dont want you to answer? What if the idea was to call while you were too busy to do anything?

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      When I was a kid, my friends would all come to my house and yell until I came outside… Many Westerners today are simply broken.

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      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        That’s better than a ringtone tho.

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  • 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    iOS has call screening now and it is really fucking nice.

    Calling from an unknown number that isn’t on my contacts list? You have to listen to Siri ask whats the purpose of your call, and then Siri will let me know your response. Then, if available to answer based on how you responded, ill swipe to join the call.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love this, too, but it’s hardly “new”

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      • 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Oh I never said it was “new”, but its really nice to have.

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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My phone has this cool feature where a bot can answer the call and you can see a live transcript, with options to choose answers for “ask why they are calling”, “tell them to call back later”, etc. I use it all the time.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same here

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    • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah I think it’s an Android thing. I’ve only gotten a valid answer maybe once or twice.

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then you got an ad before you know the justification.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit, you’re right, they would totally find a way to enshittify.

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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        no service starts enshittified. It would be great for a year or two, and THEN the company would ruin the service with ads.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If they’re not in my very short contact list, it goes to voicemail. Isn’t that how everyone does it?

    It’s not like anyone calls me anymore, anyway. Any.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    IOS and Android (or at least on the Pixels AFAIK) now have this feature where you can have it answer for you to screen the caller first.

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    • sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Called someone that is using that feature and think its absolutly wild. Especially if its a person you know, like what the fuck?! What happens after? I get put in a queue like “Please wait, your friend will be available soon…” elevator music…?? This is just bullshit that AI companies use to justify their messed up shit. Obviously I hang up after hearing the AI voice.

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I’ve been using this.

      Most callers aren’t paying enough attention and just leave a message like it’s voicemail.

      0/10 effectiveness.

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      • Blum0108@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Don’t have to talk to them? Sounds like a win

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    OK, so, this is funny, but would you actually be willing to pay for that?

    I’m a world-class penny pincher, but this seems to be such an absurd waste of money that it genuinely baffles me. I do get spam calls occasionally, but it’s not even that bothersome. Usually, if they’re not on my contacts list, I don’t even pick up.

    Why is this such a deal that you’d be willing to pay?! What kind of calls are you even getting?!?!

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t that what your voicemail does?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, yes, and I honestly could not live without transcription. I hate listening to voicemail.

      But you would be surprised how many people will not leave a voicemail or will just say “call me.”

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      • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Those people are doing you a favor by letting you know that its not important.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    we need a feature where if a number that isn’t stored rings before sending a text, it auto ignores the call untill a text is sent.

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  • JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Voicemail crying in the corner again.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    iOS had exactly this.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Makes me want a phone tree…

    Thank you for calling. Are you trying to sell me something? Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

    Am I in trouble? Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

    Could you just have sent me a message instead? Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t most smartphones do that nowadays?

    I mean… it was pretty great several years ago when it was new, but it’s a standard feature in most smartphones now, yes?

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it’s been a feature on my iPhone for 3-5 years

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen any phone tell me why someone is calling, only who

      Frankly, I’ve gotten to the end of many phone calls and still not known why someone thought they needed to interrupt my day with a phone call

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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I get how you feel, but the social construct around mobile communication communications started to evolve very quickly, and then mid 90s. I know, because I was there. From when and where and why to call someone on their cell phone, when texting was appropriate, and a lot more stuff on top of that that has continued to evolve even until today.

        The social etiquette has evolved, but I also relate to something else that may be affecting you: getting a little older. Not being so “in touch“ with the goings on, that you feel a little bit left behind. I can definitely relate to that.

        Every issue you raised in your comment is actively being considered, it’s just that not everybody is up on the latest ways to deal with all of that. But there are ways to do with that, too.

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