Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
Even their fish are fucked up
Submitted 1 day ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 day ago
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
hector@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she’ll add some cocaine to it — she calls it “spicy snuff”
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Keep doing the Lord’s work
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And your contributions bring us joy.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
This offers a much more complete and believable story too.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’m vegan but next time in Britain I’ll order shrimp
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
Just go to a shrimp bar, if you explain to them that you are not about to eat them, they will allow you to party with them, share the drugs.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.
dariusj18@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Funny how something so seemingly direct can be a lie
ReedReads@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 day ago
Isn’t just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Trace amounts, yes. This is normal.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
(In unrelated news: all cocaine testers found to be really high in cocaine all the time, often sharing cocaine with party test subjects.)
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Maybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.
SSETranquility@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ha!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cicaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
4am@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Pretty doubtful it was cocaine then
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I’m not sure they even have noses
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
They’re tootin’ it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
craziest thing I’ve seen all day
becausechemistry@piefed.social 1 day ago
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Those buggers must be filthy rich
passepartout@feddit.org 1 day ago
Yo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
RonniePickering@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I love go fast shrimp crackie
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Good thing they only eat prawns.
Riffz7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
New Jack City.
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nothing to see here, folks! Fake news!
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Hell yeah boys
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
Maeve@kbin.earth 1 day ago
I'd like to see US catch analysis.
boeman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Meth
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
Bgugi@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.