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You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.

What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!

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bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

mushy peas

Just reading this made me a crack addict

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper

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- hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  “This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”
  
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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Now thats british cuisine I can get behind

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