Comment on Even their fish are fucked up

• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.

  What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper

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    • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mushy peas

    Just reading this made me a crack addict

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now thats british cuisine I can get behind

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• hector@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why the hell would anyone want to do that?

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