Comment on Even their fish are fucked up

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  maybe stop using cocaine as spice

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.

    What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper

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      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      mushy peas

      Just reading this made me a crack addict

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Now thats british cuisine I can get behind

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why the hell would anyone want to do that?

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she’ll add some cocaine to it — she calls it “spicy snuff”

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference

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