A true modern-day Diogenes
Anon hangs out with a coworker
Submitted 13 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 hours ago
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Man after my own heart
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Fake: two lawn chairs? In this economy?
Gay: went back to a guy’s apartment where there’s literally nothing else to do
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
n_n
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So, what were the plans for entertaining the co-worker?
Catma@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Dutch rudder and a nap
stressballs@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Lies. Dudes like that down own a second chair.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
One of the chairs doubles as a table for the chicken sandwiches.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 7 hours ago
Has got to have a spot to put up your feet
antimidas@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Or put the laptop you watch the porn on
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 hours ago
What an asket. Wonder what his account looks like, you can save a lot of money living like that.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 hours ago
He swallows each load. Recycling!
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
What are you hinting at? Not so sure what you mean.
XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world 10 hours ago
Reminds me of a video from /b/ where this prostitute goes “Where is your furniture, where do you fuck?” And then he goes “Everywhere” absurdity ensues, cannot share here due to rules
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Even for a hedonist, that’s a sad ass life.
naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
How is that hedonistic?
Ok, maybe it fulfills your life to just jack off once a day, but how do you think this is hedonistic?
yakko@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
He’s not a hedonist, he’s depressed. I know how good porn is, but it’s not healthy to only have one activity and no people in your life.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping… Two things can be true, TBF.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Or, perhaps, it’s the most relieving kind of life?
He doesn’t want for anything. Not a goddamn thing. As long as he has plumbing, electricity, and access to the internet (for porn mostly), he is content.
No envy, no expectation, just bliss that you get to exist, and Jack off to an infinite library of nudes.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Is he some sort of hobo philosopher a la Diogenes, sharing his insights? An ascetic monk, deep in meditation whenever he’s not working and wanting for nothing? Idk, it didn’t seem that way to me. I’ll give you that he leads a very ecological life, but it seems to be more the result of poor financial choices. Maybe he’s working this hard to give it all to charity every month, who knows? But I bet that’s not what’s happening (probably gambles or drinks or smokes his money away), and as such this is just a sad and aimless life.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Hah for a while I slept on the floor because I didn’t care enough to get a bed. Furniture is mostly for when you want to impress guests, and so if you never have guests… The one exception is my recliner - it’s the classic kind with a lever on the side to raise the footrest and it is perhaps the most comfortable thing in the world.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
eh, he prolly bought the second lawn chair after he jerked off so hard he broke the first one.
wait he kept the broken one