Ruin opportunity.
“Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage”
Submitted 3 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Ruin opportunity.
“Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage”
You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?
m’lady
My, she appears to be tumescent with anticipation.
Type shit fr fr
Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
Do I get three square meals a day?
Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.
Can I apply online?
“I am a very real woman who is talking to you on the internet and I am sincerely interested in sending you naked pictures with no plan for catfishing or upselling”
Seems legit.
A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.
It’s not sex it’s the next best thi-ing
He dont deserve her.
Autistic girl sexting is on another level
This is not even my final form!
Godric@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
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