30% extra damage to all people born in califora
This shit is DND now
I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I live here, but I wasn’t born here, so I guess I’m spared! What do people born in Germany get?
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
You start with the Time Watcher feat
bizzle@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Bonus to table tennis skills
lividweasel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How do you tell if someone is from California?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
(also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
As an Arch user (which I use btw) I take offense to this stereotype
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Honestly, OP seems a little crabby. Reminds me of when I was first ascending to veganism.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
Pretty sure that is all Americans.
When you ask them where they are from, they tell you some random state and expect you to know they are from the US.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where are you from?
“I’ll never tell.”
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Well it will if you get a tattoo in another state and you tell your artist where you’re from.
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Truthfully the armpit and surrounding areas are my “never again” spot. Ribs tickled, elbow made me sneeze. I hear this varies a lot from person to person.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
watson387@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
Agreed. Your calf sucks to get tattooed, sternum felt really weird, armpit/surrounding fuck that shit.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 day ago
Armpit / clavicle area is torture.
I swore my tattoo guy was tattooing my throat when he was barely at my collarbone, and the entire time just this raw money panic to punch and run.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
It does. My elbows were hard. My armpits were the same. But the most excruciating was my sternum. Dead center. It’s red and has to go over it a few times to stick.
sparkles@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
My elbows were that way with sticking. Multiple passes are the worst.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But what about your California?
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Never touched it!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
it only hurts if you’re stupid
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
That checks out: I hurt all the time and I never got a tattoo.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
#F
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
A friend of mine was losing their mind looking for a parlor that would tattoo their knuckles, as damn near everyone around here wouldn’t do it citing it would be extremely painful, extrmely difficult, and would not stay good looking being on a part of the body that moves so frequently.
And I thought that was wild because at the time, getting your EYEBALLS tattooed was a thing.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 day ago
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What did I just watch?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Believe it or not, a "Power Rangers" Clip.
Asafum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”