Tape worms.
Teach me
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
oh, Oh, OH, OZEMPIC!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I believe you can’t eat like a fat piece of shit on Ozempic.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This was apparently a “joke” by the comedian.
lohky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My MIL and SIL has proven that statement to be false.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
And if you manage to, you won’t lose weight.
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Auto parts!! Oh wait…
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Step 1: define perfect Step 2: start Carcinisation
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GP1s. You eat a bit of shit. But not too much. Then you’re like, huh I want some real food. And then you’re done for the day. Two days later, you’re like, poop please leave my body so I can eat a little bit more shit. Maybe you throw up a box of pop-tarts.
Then you notice the muscle loss and you’re like, no more shit, only real food, and more workout. Real food is easier to eat because your sugar cravings decrease.
I grew up watching people shame spiral while ordering Ab-Rollers. It was not pretty. This isn’t ideal but we have to acknowledge we’re all addicts.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can eat as shitty as you like, you just need to make sure you burn the calories.
You can spend an hour on a bike/running and burn getting close to a thousand calories. Lifting is more like half that, but has the benefit of increasing your metabolism over time
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The phrase “you can’t outrun a bad diet” exists for a reason. If you are not already doing lots of sports your body simply cannot handle the 1-2 hours if intense activity every day to burn off that caramel latte and bag of chips. Then, when you do get to the level where you can do lots of sports, you will notice a bad diet impacts your progress and recovery and you are stuck eating a lot, but mostly healthy food.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can spend an hour on a bike/running and burn getting close to a thousand calories.
mine says it’s 500 cals. Which is basically a fancy sandwich
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I run for a full hour it’s about 800 calories, which gets me like six oreos and a glass of whole milk, which is all I want! Eat well all day, exercise, and snack at night. Just gotta run 8 miles.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
my zwift rides average 800 cal/hr at the moment
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
It takes a lot more exercize to burn food off than people think, especially to burn fat off.
Few will get enough exercize to make up for overeating junk food.
Learn to fill up on veggies, fruit, eat whole grains, unprocessed food, and moderate exercize is enough to stay moderately not a fat bastard.
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It takes a lot more exercize to burn food off than people think, especially to burn fat off.
It’s not necessarily the intensity but the duration. The exercise must be long enough that fat is metabolized.
Depending on several factors, there can be a 10–20 min period of time after the onset of exercise until fat metabolism can catch up with carbohydrate metabolism.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No, an hour of bike riding is nowhere near 1000 jacks burned unless you are able to sustain a sprint for that whole time.
MBM@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
That staves away the fatness but you can still get terrible skin etc.
Davel23@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Well, I'm halfway there.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Which half
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes.
Davel23@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
My body is mayyyybe not quite entirely perfect.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’m willing to eat better, just don’t make me exercise
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ha, I’m the opposite. I’ll run every day if I can eat oreos every night.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
By our powers combined…
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’m willing to do both, just not consistently…
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wegovy and run 10km+ every day.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It only reduces your appetite, doesn’t make you lose weight if you eat as described in the meme.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eat like a pig, would still feel like eating like a pig, if you feel full by smaller dishes.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Pull a Forest Gump and run across the US a few times. The violence coupled with lack of health care will surely lead to weight management.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alter your perception. If the inability to walk up a flight of stairs and being a guy with bigger tits than his wife is perfect in your eyes then perfection is found by washing down a bag of chips with a milkshake
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Until the pill bottles and chronic pain stacks up from being obese, then being proudly fat doesn’t feel so good.
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Anabolic steroids
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Intermittent fasting means I eat like a fat piece of shit for hours a day and still can maintain or lose
Dr Fung’s book is where to get started
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Swim.
Used to eat six meals a day and still struggled to put on weight when I was competitive.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ear infections hurt though.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not gonna debate that. Had one andanytime I had water touch it, it felt like a screwdriver was being jammed into my ear.
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
How common are they with swimming?
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’m faiy immune tonthose, but pools are where I get infected by warts without fail.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
But water cold brrrr
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s only cold if you are just standing in there. If you actually swim, you will be much warmer.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Cross country skiing olympic trainers have to spend all of their free time eating calorie dense food.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I believe it. Cold really changes things. Not only are you just burning more calories to stay warm, but I swear the cold fundamentally alters your metabolism when you’re regularly exposed.