Submitted 1 month ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Can’t believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.
Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.
Woe to your use of whoa
Agreed an all fronts, but also *woe is society
Idk back when I was in college we fucked each other
Yeah, I remember th same thing as a freshman, it was not any different lol
Gooning:
masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure
Gooning for Budda
So stimfaping?
Can I do it in sex form?
The only thing I know about gooning is everything I’ve learned here, on this post. But it sounds like a thing that would be possible in sex.
I’m glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol
No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.
I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.
The kids are alright.
Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.
I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!
Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?
What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that
Unc is AAVE for a beloved elder role model. Making fun of people for being old is for white kids
Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I’m no jive turkey anymore either.
Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it’s AI, and I don’t if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.
A lot of phone camera apps that used to do “post processing” now do it with ai
The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.
that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it
The text makes sense, so it’s unlikely that it’s AI.
Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles
…and? I’m scared to
The future leaders of the world.
Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.
Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don’t know what it means.
I made a helpful table
| Activity Type | Visual Stimulation | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gooning | Mental | Required (Typically porn) | Long |
| Masturbating | Physical | Optional | Long OR Short |
I’m gooning every day Because I scare away I smell like fish fillet Because I have no job My favourite rapper is pat god My favourite streamer is kai cenat
Glasgow Gooners!
That teacher is rethinking his whole life.
Class survey?
uh oh, if it isn’t the uni I went to
music to my ears
starik@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
They don’t think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it’s not from the kids themselves
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
W E E D E A T E R
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him
biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Holds up spork
biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Holds up spork
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
the randomness isnt what makes it brainrot, its brainrot because it is so bad and cringy, wether it be random or not.