The Wagon

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• shinratdr@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  bsky.app/profile/…/3m74qnjzknc25

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If y’all don’t want to slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you’re dressed.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and still nobody slaps 😭

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can she slap!?

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a man, I genuinely don’t know what this means. Grey pants? That’s the only thing that comes to mind, but they really aren’t that common

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let her do butt stuff to you.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She is constantly jokes about this and I can’t tell if she is serious.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.

    As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I’m no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like “sorry, there’s just so much of it there!”

    Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Proof or it never happened bro 🥀

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s pretty good.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that’s kind of a lot.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keep grabbing each other’s butts, sounds like you guys are enjoying yourselves (and each other)!

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Been a good 10 years and looking for as many more as we can get

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d love for a woman to touch my ass.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey as long as I don’t get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I’ve got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.

    I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I want her finger in my hole too.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fellas, is it gay for a woman to massage your prostate?

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have the Hank Hill style.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Username checks out.

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  • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That King of the Hill episode with the butt implant hits way differently at 40 than 13. At 13 I didn’t know I was going to look like Hank.

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only guys who’d get mad at this either have some unresolved homophobia or are generally avoidant of touch.

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  • tym@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    being babysat by your creepy uncle will do that to a fella

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  • arnitbier@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or just dont like being objectified that way you dumb motherfucker

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      being antisocial is the healthiest approach in this society

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It sounds like you’ve put up with that a lot.

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you ok mate? Do you need a cup of tea and a lie down?

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  real ones get pegged

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  • oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Amen

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wordsmith

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay, now swap the genders

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but I’m cool with it.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

    Ok. So?

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now swap them again.

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    • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well now it seems abusive, doesn’t it? Are you going to advocate for touching women in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable? Solid point tbh.

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  • underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My gf grabs my butt all the time and I grab hers, even in public (discreetly)

    and she absolutely likes it

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its probably those dudes who don’t wash they ass and they worried your fingers will get stank from touching it.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  were just going to glaze over her missing cousin?

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