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It's basic science

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Behold, a man!

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    • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A miserable little pile of secrets!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.

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      • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.

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    • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why not both?

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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is only one username censored?

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    • FuCensorship@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He ain’t gonna dox himself innit?

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The coconut nut is a giant nut
    If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
    But most of all it’s not a nut!

    It’s the cocofruit (it’s the cocofruit)
    From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
    From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)

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    • HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂

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      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      bro I love that song

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  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sperm is stored in the coconut

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

      wel it has endo_sperm_ so i guess you’re not wrong

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      • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mmm, yummy endosperm.

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      • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        so were drinking the coconut’s seed? that’s…that’s disgusting. I’m never drinking coconut “milk” again

        imma go drink some coconut seed

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      • larcohex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Coco nut

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    • yum@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude…

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?

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    • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A warm, white and creamy liquid.

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    • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don’t make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.

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      • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That sounds like juice with fine pulp

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  • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know if “give” is a fair word to use there, lol

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    • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you open up some other kind of animal, you also find liquid in it, it’s just more red.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, in nature the mothers do “give” the milk to their young. Misuse of “give” when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

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      • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two words:

    Coconut nipples

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

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      • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        According to Christopher Walken, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

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  • Lorax@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Milky Joe has returned!

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  • Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Has hair, has milk (sort of), yes. But, it isn’t mamal. It doesn’t maintain an internal body temperature through endothermy.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends if it started to ferment…

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    science rules!

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  • CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tree Hampsters!

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  • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !taneggs@lemmy.ca

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.

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