It's basic science

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• nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Behold, a man!

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why not both?

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• wieson@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The coconut nut is a giant nut
  If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
  But most of all it’s not a nut!

  It’s the cocofruit (it’s the cocofruit)
  From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
  From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)

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  • HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂

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    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

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• meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is only one username censored?

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  • FuCensorship@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He ain’t gonna dox himself innit?

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.

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• Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sperm is stored in the coconut

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    wel it has endo_sperm_ so i guess you’re not wrong

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    • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mmm, yummy endosperm.

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  • yum@lemmy.eco.br ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude…

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• damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know if “give” is a fair word to use there, lol

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, in nature the mothers do “give” the milk to their young. Misuse of “give” when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

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• lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two words:

  Coconut nipples

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?

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  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A warm, white and creamy liquid.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      According to Christopher Walken, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

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• CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tree Hampsters!

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• Lorax@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Milky Joe has returned!

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !taneggs@lemmy.ca

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.

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