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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Flashlight hard mode

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  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It just peels back the skin.

    Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.

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    • Pappabosley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It won’t be hard for long

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m certainly hard rn

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We need a c/dontputyourdickinthat

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear. Now sitting in emerg with a bloody towel in my lap.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NSFW tag, jeez.

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• shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Intrusive thoughts

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NO! DON’T DO IT!!!

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An image of a corn cob with “corn smut” fungus growing on it. Text on the image says “Corn smut?”

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• dadarobot@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  an exotic dancer in iowa

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  • safely removes flesh from the penis

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Giggity goo, alright.

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• ftbd@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t put your cob in that

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not even a question!

  Would.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Hmmm,” as in “hmmm, is there already a dontputyourdickinthat community?”

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why us bots will win the robot-human wars. You humans will put it in anything corn themed

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Saw a vid where Babish reviewed this - it doesn’t work great.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Babish tried one of these out on a recent video. His opinion matches my own. It’s not really better than a good knife.

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet that’d get the seeds out reeeally good.

  … what do you mean “fleshlight”?

  /j

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember her from high school.

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get to shuckin’

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