What is it with yanks and cutting up babies dicks?
We'll just ignore that
Submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Religious cult nonsense is the typical reason.
philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And then it got so popular they decided it would be weird to stop 🙄
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Look up “John Harvey Kellogg circumcision”. A lot of the US obsession with cutting up baby penisses is because of him and his obsession with preventing boys from masturbating.
jali67@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
And unfortunately, many Americans don’t ever think or question anything. It just remained this way.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wasn’t that why he invented corn flakes too?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That dude was a freak
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It didn’t work.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
The Kellogg in Fallout 4 is his descendant
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 1 month ago
On Wikipedia, his supposed instigation and popularization of circumcision is listed as a common misconception. It still looks like he supported the practice at some point though
chunes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They sell the foreskins.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And you have to pay to have it removed!
Darukhnarn@feddit.org 1 month ago
I think it used to be about preventing masturbation?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Lol you’d think they would have figured out pretty quick that it didn’t work
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At this point it’s mostly just to match the dad.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Idk I got one because im Jewish, soon the entire thing will be cut off >:3
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Christian radicals I think.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
more carry overs from judaism; so much of the bible carries over
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait until you learn about Oral Suction Circumcisions
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Neonatal genital herpes isn’t going to spread itself.
oeuf@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Extremely disturbing. I’m shocked this is legal.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why are you so antisemitic?
yeather@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oy vey calling out pedophiles is antiseptic.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oral what now?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Also intersex kids. Obviously their bodies aren’t sacred. Only binary cis people.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I thought only medically necessary surgeries are done?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Medically necessary to the doctor or parents’ idea of binary gender. Yes.
yuri@pawb.social 1 month ago
that would make sense, right?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Seriously. Why would you think that?
glorkon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I suspect circumcision is a devious, elaborate conspiracy by the lotion industry.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dude, grow up and use lube like an adult instead of hurting yourself.
glorkon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t have to use anything cause I live in a civilized place where parents don’t mutilate their children.
rapchee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oooooh the lube is for the helmet
i never understood the need for lube when jerking it in the states, now it makes sense
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Where else do you get calamari?
Gaja0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’ve heard an american nurse’s perspective who’s had to clean uncircumsized children. What I gather is thar americans are so generally unhygenic and neglectful that it’s extremely common for parents to bring in children for cleaning when things go wrong. She thinks circumscion is a medically sound option.
The american government thinks circumcision is a cost effective preventive measure, which makes sense if you’ve seen the price of healthcare. The rest of the world generally agrees that this practice isn’t super effective, and it’s primarily fueled by judaism and islam or aesthetic.
I’ll spare the horror stories and scary diagrams for my fellow man. I’m against circumcision. Have you seen what it looks lile after surgery and how much pain the baby is in? The diaper hurts them.
We don’t complain about having to clean baby girls. Not to mention the risk for irreversable damage that can reduce pleasure or be painful for life.
I think consenting individuals should participate in the anatomy of their body and not have that choice taken away by religious/lazy parents.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The idea that baby boys are hard to clean and the healthcare excuse are both propaganda created by Christian fundamentalist groups.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Wait til you hear about intersex babies.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK
20,000 LOST NERVE ENDINGS
A LIFETIME OF LOW SENSITIVITY AND MID ORGASMS.
SOMEONE DESERVES TO DIE FOR THIS.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
biotin7@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Should we trend the hashtag CircumcisionIsKnifeRape ?
notthebees@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Not the pencil sharpening
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I mean… They clearly believe in god and god told them to do that.
BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Says the fat fuck alcoholic on his second liver transplant popping ed pills and finastrade to cling to his last morsel of relevancy.
DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Uncircumcised dicks look weird AF.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah the natural thing is the thing that looks weird. Not random genital mutilation of infants. Totally.
DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Maybe but unless you live in one of those countries where it’s normal, you should do what’s right for your kid so they feel normal.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Only because circumcised dicks are normalized by how common infant genital mutilation is.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It is what happens when you live in a country where the only type of sexual education is watching porn.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Brainwashed instead of dick washed?
Kennystillalive@feddit.org 1 month ago
Laughs in European.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Laughs in non-Abrahamic Asian.
crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Christians don’t cut off foreskins outside of the US!