Masturbation causes normally intelligent memers to spell “life” as “live.”
It’s science.
Lost count
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/4eaa28a8-72ce-4e11-a01f-17ce0a8e9046.webp
Comments
30p87@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
History/Bookmark?
Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
Wait you still have shared machines in 2025? This isn’t 1998.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OK Mike Johnson.
30p87@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
If you share devices…
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
yt-dlp
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
An yes the “homework” folder despite leaving college over a decade ago…
petrescatraian@libranet.de 3 weeks ago
Y'all still be downloading 'em?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I got a couple of my favs with YouTube-dl / yt-dlp, but it’s a really small collection. I wished I had gotten some more of my favorites before they disappeared from pornhub. I had them favorited on pornhub but obviously that wasn’t enough.
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mood. I have a porn collection that rivals people’s posts to different sites. The only problem with reuploading is I’ll get banned from the sites for copyright infringement
mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Right click > safe to Desktop
sad_detective_man@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Share to: Facebook
univers3man@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Just make an FB account that is just shares of your faves. A wall of fap, if you will.
Avicenna@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
if you want it to be safe you have to place it in @ folde called System Files
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is why I have videotapes of all sessions since 1989. Never miss a beat.
IronBird@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
are they cataloged by name, date, or some kind of scoring system?
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Its actually just one tape. Hence why my wife calls me the 5 secs machine.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jinarched@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I backup everything I like and not just porn. It could become a lost media someday. There are so many things I wish I could find from the napster/kazaa era, but for most of them I sadly had to give up.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why do you think I have so much bullshit saved to be able to post? Same thought process, buddy <3 Although sad to hear on the losing a chunk of your backup. I feel that. My HDD is 9 years old and very slowly inching towards death and fear… THE FEAR…
Buffy@libretechni.ca 2 weeks ago
Nine years!? Back up NOW before it’s too late. I’m scared for you.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Put up tons of adblockers and malware blockers (that are actually reliable), including those that block fake download buttons. Then download.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
make an account?
Trex202@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
People who want to have a personally tuned algorithm and save their favorite vids :D I remember feeling called out when I saw that episode lol
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Online bookmark manager. I recommend Raindrop.io
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Lasts until the video is taken down.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Can treat it like critical data and download a local copy and then make a 3,2,1 backup.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Just do what I do and save everything and forget about it afterwards
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
You find another video that’s even better:
ICCrawler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I lost my internet for a couple of months a while back. That sucked. Since then I will track down stuff I like and save it if I can. I live alone, so not like anyone else is going to use my PC.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Screen capture bro
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I found one that was a lady shooting horse chestnuts into another lady’s anus with a slingshot and it was fantastic.
Buffy@libretechni.ca 3 weeks ago
This is the exact comment I would expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart, thank you for your contribution.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
At least someone appreciates me.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sauce?
IronBird@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
seriously, there’s a surprising like of sauces in here…thought it basic common knowledge to include sauce with stuff like this
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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