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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there’s no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hear me out: why do we allow pedestrians!? It’s like, get a car!

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      spill proof drink containers are game changer!

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  • awful_neutral@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The funny thing is your don’t even need to read the text for this one

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t even know there was text until seeing that replies

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, everyone know he say yes and put on the ring 😊

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• EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    YOUR WELCOME GAM GAM.

    I HAVE YOUR SCHNAPPS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, DRIVING OVER NOW. I’M DRINKING ONE BOTTLE ON THE WAY AS “DELIVERY FEE”.

    SEE YOU SOON!

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dear Slim…

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Superbly shit post indeed.

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• MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’ll certainly have a big brain when the blunt force trauma from the accident causes hemorrhaging.

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    • pentastarm@piefed.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And while you’re at it, put handles on pudding cups so I can steer and hold my snack. I need my right hand for the spoon and scrolling Youtube,

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• jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ll get smaller text so your eyes stay on the road and you’ll like it.

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• L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And remove ads from YouTube while you’re at it. Don’t they know taking both my hands off the wheel to pick up my phone and hit skip is dangerous???!??

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If your car has a digital speedometer, etc… it’s possible you can replace that entire distracting panel with your YouTubes.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      90% of drivers admit to taking their eyes off the road to look down at their speedometer. Together we can stop this.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.

      Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I really really don’t like memes that promote actual literal harm like this.

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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s funny due to the obvious absurdity

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Poe’s Law, there will always be somebody dumb enough.

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• specialwall@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was trying to read this while driving, but there wasn’t enough contrast between the white text and the light gray cat 😿

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• AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was slowly scrolling down while reading, expecting it to say “while drunk”

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How else is one supposed to drive?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      While drinking? Drunk means I’m finished, past tense.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It

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