Oh this is HUGE
Submitted 10 months ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 10 months ago
Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.
Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.
Known as the “Duff Cut”
nuko147@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Checking if the video was posted at 1st April. Nope. I would save it and send it to whoever tells me that i overanalyse things.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Attribution 😉
MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.
androidul@lemmy.world 10 months ago
brought to you by Mercedes
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
This could bring peace to the Middle Eastl
Hupf@feddit.org 10 months ago
The three slice solution
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
falseWhite@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck off. I never slice my sandwiches and never will. Why do that extra step? Seriously, why?
syreus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow I never put 2 and 2 together. That is the reason my sandwiches always fall apart. Man the more you know I guess.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Just bite harder
(Kidding)
Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Is that an extra big slice of bread?
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
okay but that’s a big sandwich right? I’m not going crazy?
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Looks average to me
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.
stretch2m@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I’m going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Bikini bottom slicing!
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven’t helped us to divide them equally 😕
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Impressive. Totally using this from now on
PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.
yakko@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Who are you, Robert Z’Dar?
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
That’s ham bro
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Don’t worry I see it too. I really miss the middle Eastern butcher shop that had these now.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looks like shitty cold cuts imo
Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪
ieGod@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I don’t like how two are so crust heavy.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…
Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.
Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.
This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That’s capitalism.
drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality