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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…

  Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.

    Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.

    This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.

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    • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That’s capitalism.

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.

    Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.

    Known as the “Duff Cut”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H9m3PTi5Q&t=412s

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    • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Checking if the video was posted at 1st April. Nope. I would save it and send it to whoever tells me that i overanalyse things.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Attribution 😉

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    • MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.

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• androidul@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  brought to you by Mercedes

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This could bring peace to the Middle Eastl

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The three slice solution

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Where is thine god now?

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck off. I never slice my sandwiches and never will. Why do that extra step? Seriously, why?

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  • syreus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.

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    • SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wow I never put 2 and 2 together. That is the reason my sandwiches always fall apart. Man the more you know I guess.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just bite harder

      (Kidding)

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that an extra big slice of bread?

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  • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  okay but that’s a big sandwich right? I’m not going crazy?

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks average to me

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.

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• stretch2m@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bikini bottom slicing!

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• kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven’t helped us to divide them equally 😕

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmm… what does this remind me of… :) Image

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Impressive. Totally using this from now on

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas

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• Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who are you, Robert Z’Dar?

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• snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.

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  • volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s ham bro

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry I see it too. I really miss the middle Eastern butcher shop that had these now.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like shitty cold cuts imo

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• Bakkoda@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪

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• ieGod@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t like how two are so crust heavy.

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