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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This could bring peace to the Middle Eastl

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Bikini bottom slicing!

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…

  Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.

    Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.

    This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that an extra big slice of bread?

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Attribution 😉

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    • MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.

    Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.

    Known as the “Duff Cut”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H9m3PTi5Q&t=412s

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• androidul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  brought to you by Mercedes

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• kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven’t helped us to divide them equally 😕

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Where is thine god now?

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t like how two are so crust heavy.

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Impressive. Totally using this from now on

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas

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