Is this the intro to some adult movie?
Protip: Don't lose count
Submitted 11 months ago by TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2eeca9a2-c275-4e01-a4c0-c06b3f988034.mp4
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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
blarghly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Seems like a Reno 911 sketch
Localhorst86@feddit.org 11 months ago
This is Master Ken, one of the most powerful martial artists. See more of him on Youtube. www.youtube.com/enterthedojoshow
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Pro Tip:
If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.
Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon’s muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for the to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
2nd pro tip:
If you’ve never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah if someone’s got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 months ago
What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I’m going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.
1984@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I usually go for the chuck norris round kick, there is no defence against that.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Former heavyweight boxer checking in.
DON’T FUCKING TRY THIS!!!
I got held up at gunpoint once, you know what I did? Put up my hands up and let them run my pockets. I just got home and left my cell in my car, they got a few dollars out my wallet. But the cards were cancelled before their taillights were gone.
Didn’t be a badass. You ain’t the chosen one. No matter how big and bad you think you might be, even a small .22lr gun will kill you.
What’s funny is I had a decent knock off ulysse nardin maxi marine they didn’t touch. Even though it was a knock off, it was worth at least ten times the ~$20 I had in my wallet.
bstix@feddit.dk 11 months ago
While you’re busy using both hands to disarm the one handed gun, your opponent has plenty of time to throw pocket sand.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
wolfrasin@lemmy.today 11 months ago
This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What did I just watch?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Masturbation of your enemy
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Master Ken
Lightfire228@pawb.social 11 months ago
- If you’re in this situation, you’ve got about a 95% chance of being boned, regardless of what training you have
- The fuck is that dude doing wearing a coral belt
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You just don’t understand Master Ken’s ultimate style. He’s the ultimate master! His training videos are unbelievable.
Lightfire228@pawb.social 11 months ago
Ah, ok
He’s satire
I just assumed he was another one of those McDojo idiots
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Really hope this dude tried this for real
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Master Ken has tried everything for real.
73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Napoleon Dynamite
FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why are subtitles becoming more and more retarded? Is it karaoke or something?
Sergio@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic “Self Defense”.
Surp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Which master ken video is this I can’t seem to find it on YouTube
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean Master Ken.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Just jerk off his gun, that’ll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 11 months ago
The awkwardness kills the fighting spirit.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 months ago
if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.