- If you’re in this situation, you’ve got about a 95% chance of being boned, regardless of what training you have
- The fuck is that dude doing wearing a coral belt
Protip: Don't lose count
Submitted 22 hours ago by TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lightfire228@pawb.social 5 hours ago
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
Is this the intro to some adult movie?
blarghly@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Seems like a Reno 911 sketch
Localhorst86@feddit.org 20 hours ago
This is Master Ken, one of the most powerful martial artists. See more of him on Youtube. www.youtube.com/enterthedojoshow
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
What did I just watch?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Masturbation of your enemy
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Pro Tip:
If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.
Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon’s muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for the to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
2nd pro tip:
If you’ve never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Yeah if someone’s got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 hours ago
What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I’m going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.
1984@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
I usually go for the chuck norris round kick, there is no defence against that.
bstix@feddit.dk 9 hours ago
While you’re busy using both hands to disarm the one handed gun, your opponent has plenty of time to throw pocket sand.
wolfrasin@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Really hope this dude tried this for real
73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
Napoleon Dynamite
FelixCress@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Why are subtitles becoming more and more retarded? Is it karaoke or something?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic “Self Defense”.
Sergio@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 17 hours ago
Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
Just jerk off his gun, that’ll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 20 hours ago
The awkwardness kills the fighting spirit.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.