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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨slothrop@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to think I would be like Spiderman if I had powers/money/genius tech but I changed my mind after seeing this panel.

    I also want to turn people into dinosaurs.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly? Cancer is already getting cured, but no one will be able to afford it

      But dinosaur people? Have fun refusing them or their families healthcare

      Maybe turning people into dinosaurs is the morally superior option

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “We’re not refusing you because of payment obligations; we simply do not know enough about dinosaurs to medically help them!”

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  • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, the people who turn into dinosaurs don’t have cancer anymore.

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    • railway692@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions.

      You become cancer-free.

      BUT

      You turn into a dinosaur.

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      • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.

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  • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man has to know what he wants

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  • uid0gid0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Peter Parker doesn’t have a leg to stand on in this argument. Dude literally figured out how to synthesize spider silk in large quantities, which is one of the most sought after discoveries in materials science. Then he just uses it to swing around New York City and tie up bad guys. All his money woes would be over with just one licensing deal with Oscorp. His best friend even runs the company so he could stipulate how they use it

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He is opening up many “spiderman’s web cleanup” jobs tho.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought canon was that the webs disintegrate pretty fast.

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spidey in the next panel: “Can the dinosaurs get cancer?”

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  • Endmaker@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But pterodactyl isn’t a dinosaur…

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is he turning people into pterodactyls? Just because he is, possibly because of his own machinations, doesn’t mean he’s turning others into pterodactyls.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe he’s lashing out because someone else turned him into a pterosaur when he wanted to be a dinosaur.

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    • certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Excuse me, good sir/madam. What?

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pterodactyl is a pterosaur, not a dinosaur

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… He’s not killing anyone or hating anyone. He just turns people into dinosaurs. I wouldn’t hate being a dinosaur.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think he’s getting consent…

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      • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Uhhh no villain ever gets consent for their plans? So if that’s the only base, this is the least villainous villain ever.

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  • EJEJEJ@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can I be a dinosaur too

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    • Endmaker@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wish granted.

      You are now a chicken.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, yeah… I get it.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These dinosaurs… cancer free?

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  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sauron always has clear goals.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t see how these are equal. Also, they’re clearly both a dinosaur and a person.

    And I think I’d prefer to be turned into a dinosaur, too.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s exactly how dna works. /s

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes.

      This is a comic book

      Image

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    • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your tag seems to suggest that there aren’t genetic predispositions to certain cancers (e.g. BRCA1 for breast cancer). A better criticism might be “that’s not how cancer works” since every cancer type is essentially a separate disease. Cheers.

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      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No its more about the dinosaur thing.

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  • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Por que no los dos?

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Something something tech company CEOs

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    relatable

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This looks familiar. What comic is it from??

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    • ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spider-man

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    • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.

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      • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That whole crossover run was pretty great and not very long either

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Judging by the state of the world today … I think it’s a better idea to turn people into dinosaurs than in curing cancer

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    • phx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Corporate execs: “is there a way we can speed up the process of turning them into oil after that? After all, dinosaurs don’t have human rights because they’re not human”

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  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dammit scalies, chill out and leave some DNA re-writing for the rest of the furries.

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