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I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything

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Submitted ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨too_high_for_this@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how much throat numbing spray did you use?

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes I am necornmancer

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      • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Could have gone with nonomancer

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No carnies are my number two fear

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      • null@lemmy.nullspace.lol ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What’s number one?

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      • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me too!

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How does it feel to have offended God?

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s it like, knowing that you’ve just peaked?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend

      This is a close second though

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      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        perks of necromancy

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s one stowed away, just you wait. We’ll all be seeing an update post soon.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you forget to microwave it first?

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

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    • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Way more suggestive than intended.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I dated her.

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  • Plibbert@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.

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    • poplargrove@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method… If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal

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      • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        this is a really good answer

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      • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        nno

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  • Gobbel2000@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Which lottery numbers are you picking?

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  • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what flavor

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Popcorn flavor

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    • AngularViscosity@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you pop the corn?

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  • germtm_@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what’s the technique?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relax the throat and cup the balls

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Littering and? Littering and?

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      • Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect…

        So many questions !

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil…?

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  • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does art have a goal?

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel

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  • Xanthobilly@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you sleep at night?

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    • AngularViscosity@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      With my eyes wide open. I've been told it creeps people out.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    little bag of popcorn

    One of those microwavable dillyos? Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No snack bag already popped

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  • Taiatari@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

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  • LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you like more sweet pr salt pop corn?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Por que no los dos

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    C/unhingedpost

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