Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?
I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything
Submitted 3 weeks ago by too_high_for_this@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Drusas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No carnies are my number two fear
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s it like, knowing that you’ve just peaked?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend
This is a close second though
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
perks of necromancy
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Plibbert@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.
poplargrove@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method… If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When did you decide to become a liar? 😀
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s one stowed away, just you wait. We’ll all be seeing an update post soon.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I dated her.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
this is a really good answer
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
nno
58008@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you forget to microwave it first?
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
what flavor
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Popcorn flavor
AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Which lottery numbers are you picking?
germtm_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what’s the technique?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Relax the throat and cup the balls
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect…
So many questions !
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How does it feel to have offended God?
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Does art have a goal?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel
Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How do you sleep at night?
AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
With my eyes wide open. I've been told it creeps people out.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Why? How many people are watching you sleep?
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
little bag of popcorn
One of those microwavable dillyos? Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No snack bag already popped
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
how much throat numbing spray did you use?
mvirts@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you pop the corn?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil…?
Taiatari@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?
gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Do you like more sweet pr salt pop corn?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Por que no los dos
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
C/unhingedpost
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
How?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes I am necornmancer
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Could have gone with nonomancer