AngularViscosity

@AngularViscosity@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am such a good boi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me in undergrad. :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨每次拉屎都尿尿但不是每次尿尿都拉屎。⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

  That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are they hoping to find there? 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been this person downtown. I had to warn two Spanish women of using their cellphones on the street where I had witnessed two blatant motorcycle snatchers drive off with people’s cellphones. One of them found me annoying and wouldn’t look up from her screen to listen to what I was saying. Alright, ma’am, you do you. My bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't eat it all! Don't be shy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst dish for Thanksgiving and any other day of the year, change my mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Alert 2 in web browser⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Military Minded⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Operation Twin Sword Friction

  ⚔️ ⚔️ 💦

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grocery shopping. "Please have courage."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her side eye, I can’t 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic Rizz fr⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But then how will they make money renting out the office space?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because that’s how psychology and physiology works, obviously.

  You should try reading or at least watching the video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, so much no. Weight isn’t always under people’s control. I’d even argue it’s not even under our control most of the time.

  https://youtu.be/pOJYTMe_bp4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, dad! 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The plan!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a reminder that sucking your own cock feels a lot more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked.

  Anyway, what I’m saying is knock yourself out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything I eat tastes like the last thing I ate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold of you to assume I can read

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold until it lands lads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, I wish! I had to kill five today that got inside through the door and none of my lazy cats got up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living his best life.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, a little because of the prize, tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hunger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what it’s saying but I completely understand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Official Training⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What's a grass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With my eyes wide open. I've been told it creeps people out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chatbots can be manipulated through flattery and peer pressure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren't we all? *beep boop* (please don't hurt me 🥺)