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• hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The very rare -solicited- dick pic. Dude should be flattered.

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  • csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not sure if it's consensual if the requester was high as a kite, though

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With only text available I’m not sure there would be a way for the sender to assess that.

      Sure the spelling is off, but unless they know OP’s schedule

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know why but “helpo” cracks me up.

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The worst Marx brother.

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      whackajab

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• Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.

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  • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean… it can save a life!!!

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• AngularViscosity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The comments are assuming the recipient is interested. Imagine getting this from someone you find repulsive.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1000007200

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    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey it’s penis utility vehicle slur for lesbian

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Salvageable? This is cute af

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Puppo needed helpo

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean… Many guys would totally be down to send you dick pics without being asked. Surely you got a dick pic, right?

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