The plan!

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• AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I could do that, I’d never leave the house, either.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I've read on the internet (so it's obviously true!) that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. I'm not judging you though, you do you.

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    • AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe I’m into that… 😏

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    • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, maybe I like sucking a dick more than I like getting my dick sucked. Though I think this should tell people how much work goes into giving over receiving.

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    • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A fellow former Redditor I see.

      Been cleaning your poop knife?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t it still be, by definition, masturbating?

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• SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, that cockgoblin has a pewter pooter!

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s practically inviting you to stick your finger in it

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• AngularViscosity@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just a reminder that sucking your own cock feels a lot more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked.

  Anyway, what I’m saying is knock yourself out.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good thing I like sucking cock.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good thing I like sucking cock.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where does one procure such an exquisite example of fine art?

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amsterdam

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