- Bend over
- Relax
- Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize “hnngth” is acceptable.
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random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only if you ejaculate between.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
“BULLSEYE!”
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
The correct answer is two fingers
waldo_was_here@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Best one to start the day ,thanks
Cryan24@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after…
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Hopefully it’s “negative”
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Practice, practice, practice.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s the Konami code.
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Once your finger is inside
fist
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I once leaked
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Did they plug the leak?
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Chili is the only preparation you need.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“YEEEEESSSSS!!!”
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When the doctor says “how did it feel” just say “a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick”
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The best way to go is a some “a”, a few “o”, a long string of “m”, and write “oh yeah” in the last question.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
google mtf
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes. 👉👌
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Get a tattoo before exam on your but that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
42
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
In, out, in, out, select, start
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Estradiol
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Deeper daddy!
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
malware@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅
ddplf@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
Can you elaborate? I don’t see why these wouldn’t work