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• Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  google mtf

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the Konami code.

  ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Once your finger is inside

    fist

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

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  • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you elaborate? I don’t see why these wouldn’t work

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes. 👉👌

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • Bend over
  • Relax
  • Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize “hnngth” is acceptable.

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  • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “BULLSEYE!”

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    • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The correct answer is two fingers

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  • waldo_was_here@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best one to start the day ,thanks

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• Cryan24@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after…

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• Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hopefully it’s “negative”

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Practice, practice, practice.

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get a tattoo before exam on your but that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The best way to go is a some “a”, a few “o”, a long string of “m”, and write “oh yeah” in the last question.

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I once leaked

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did they plug the leak?

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Chili is the only preparation you need.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “YEEEEESSSSS!!!”

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  42

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Deeper daddy!

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