Hang the fuck on - there he is! there he is!
The design is very human
Submitted 5 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/7be0b523-3ad0-4194-b238-35e49f47c445.webp
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lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is this a bin laden joke?
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
saddam hussein
brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.
papalonian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Simple.
Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.
I’m real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
That sounds like quitter talk to me
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Uoh would be correct if dull meant half, good job!
ownsauce@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We’re all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Human singlepede
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Put some balls on it so I can rotate it and give myself a niiiiiiice massage ifuknowhatimsayin’
DogWater@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s even better than that. There’s a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there’s like 7 iirc. 2 nipples, 2 tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouth
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
What about your anus and your urethra?
Lurker@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.
HKPiax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
21st century Vlad Dracula
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So he was just practicing for his full-body-piercing masterpiece.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 months ago
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Thank goodness not another Saddam meme
OpenStars@piefed.social 5 months ago
Skill issue, search harder (/s btw:-P)
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
More humane than what the US currently uses for the death penalty.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
What about the ‘Snoke’?
Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foos ball player.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
You really only need to drill down until you reach the esophagus
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Nah, temple to temple will suffice
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 months ago
“So I said humans aren’t bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that.”
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Dark Souls wheel skeletons irl
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
I feel like the room to innovate in the piercing industry is limited.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 months ago
udon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d prefer one that goes through both shoulders or sideways like this one:
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Think with on feet!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
There will still be someone out there that will try to one up this piercing.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I can see it now - bone gauges.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I prefer the Phinneas
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