I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.
Part of a balanced diet
Submitted 2 years ago by Creazle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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devious@lemmy.world 2 years ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.
“You’re disgusting.” “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.
I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅
fprawn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It’s called The Mediterranean Diet.
Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It tastes like the Mediterranean too!
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My typical dinner tastes like the Aral.
5redie8@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon
okmko@lemmy.world 2 years ago
XD I did this once and it was surprisingly delicious. I was tired and hungry, opened the can to cook it with other prepared ingredients. Decided to spoon some in my mouth, and then another, and then another, until I ate all of it right there.
ech0@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tortilla chips have nearly 0 nutritional value tho…
BigNote@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yes but typically they come with a ton of sodium, as do olives. Won’t anyone think of the sodium? Blood pressure be damned!
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 years ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
Monologue@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
i’m starting to think that you might like olives
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
New Answer just dropped
CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
Mikekm@lemmy.world 2 years ago
People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 years ago
Yeah wtf? I’ll eat a whole jar of kalamata and have no problems.
shadowspirit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve found my people. Think I’ll go indulge in a brick of cheddar right now. The concrete that I have to pass tomorrow will be … well … tomorrow’s problem.
n3m37h@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll take the cheese, you can have the olives
Hyperi0n@lemmy.film 2 years ago
That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn’t normal though.
Scew@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.
ninakuup21@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How much did big olive pay you to say this
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I’d love to eat big olive
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
Loulou@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 years ago
There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
41 olives.
thedarkfly@feddit.nl 2 years ago
If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won’t regret it ;)
Risk@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Why not eat the other too?
EphTen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This won reply is my favorite.
victron@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This is my life motto now, thanks.
Hotdogman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why not 2 or 4?
supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 2 years ago
As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Marinate them in a bit of vodka for a relaxing evening repast
Aagje_D_Vogel@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï’s final moments.
Chunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sometimes when I’m backed up having a way to clear the pipes is nice. There are few things I enjoy more than a blast from the ass.
darthfabulous42069@lemm.ee 2 years ago
c/nocontext
Aagje_D_Vogel@feddit.nl 2 years ago
I agree, but unfortunately this time it forced it’s way back up at night.
angelsomething@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My mother tells me my uncle would eat nothing but olives for about a year when he was a toddler. He threw a massive fit if they tried to feed him anything else.
XEAL@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.
UnknownQuantity@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.
Unrelated : avocado is a berry.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean, I’ll happily eat 10 olives as part of a salad, or 20 straight-up as a snack. You’ve gotta rinse them off first, though. Also, the cheap brands are less oily and salty.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Rinse them? I spear them right out of the jar. I love 'em. I’ll try rinsing one today to see what that’s like, but I suspect the oil and salt is a big part of why I like them.
herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Here’s something else to try.
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Rinse out the olives and put them in a clean jar.
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Add a somewhat generous amount of olive oil. Best you can find.
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Add salt, dried chili flakes, and oregano.
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Squeeze like half a lemon in the jar. Cut a few thin slices off the other half, cut them in quarters and drop them in as well.
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Vigorously shake the jar so all the olives are coated nicely in the spicy lemony oil.
I always have a jar of this in my fridge. God tier stuff, once you’ve got the mix right in steps 3 and 4.
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sveltetsunami@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Girl dinner! Girl dinner!
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?
Streetdog@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.
victron@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Today’s been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can’t even stand them in pizza.
notatoad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives
Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.
shadowspirit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know we’re not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but … I draw the line at olive hate. They’re so damn delicious. Are you even human?
jcit878@lemmy.world 2 years ago
chilli and garlic olives marinated in olive oil are literally food from the gods
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
n3m37h@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t be any worse than. Weber Cooks
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would regret eating one single olive. Yech.
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
olives are amazing, you just need to find the right one for you. I dont like black olives much and they seem to be on everything, I much prefer Castelvetrano olives
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Considering the ‘oliveness’ is the flavor I don’t like and it’s in every type of olive I’ve ever tried, I think I just don’t like olives. I don’t even like the smell.
steamedhams@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I feel heard.
EpeeGnome@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 2 years ago
Oh no, I’m not falling for that idea again. I’ve learned the hard way (multiple times) that I will regret more than about 20 olives in one go. Too much salt for me.
Gamey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If I start I won’t stop yill the jar is empty, olives rock!
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re not supposed to eat the rocks dummy.
Spliffman1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you combine olives and beans I’m sure poop will be the inevitable outcome
Spliffman1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So glad that post and the idiot who did it got removed
Spliffman1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So are we doing olives now? Just trying to stay ahead of the curve
walnutwalrus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
keto friendly
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I’ve peed out of my asshole soon after.
cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Somebody is salty. I think it’s me. Mmmm olives
Smurfe@lemmy.world [bot] 2 years ago
I can only eat green olives on a muffalata. One of the very few foods I don’t care for.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This feels like a futurecanoe bit
ItCantBeThatEasy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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VediusPollio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can this even be considered a meme when it hits so close to home?
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The best ones always do
Exusia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The meme continues!