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Part of a balanced diet

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Creazle@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ItCantBeThatEasy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • VediusPollio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can this even be considered a meme when it hits so close to home?

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      • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The best ones always do

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The meme continues!

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  • devious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.

      “You’re disgusting.” “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.

        I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅

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  • fprawn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It’s called The Mediterranean Diet.

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    • Ddhuud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It tastes like the Mediterranean too!

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My typical dinner tastes like the Aral.

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    • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon

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      • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        XD I did this once and it was surprisingly delicious. I was tired and hungry, opened the can to cook it with other prepared ingredients. Decided to spoon some in my mouth, and then another, and then another, until I ate all of it right there.

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    • Torvum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where’s the protein…

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      • GoosLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        At the store, busy being expensive

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    • ech0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tortilla chips have nearly 0 nutritional value tho…

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      • BigNote@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes but typically they come with a ton of sodium, as do olives. Won’t anyone think of the sodium? Blood pressure be damned!

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE

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    • Monologue@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i’m starting to think that you might like olives

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    • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New Answer just dropped

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  • CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor

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    • Mikekm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.

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      • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah wtf? I’ll eat a whole jar of kalamata and have no problems.

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      • shadowspirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve found my people. Think I’ll go indulge in a brick of cheddar right now. The concrete that I have to pass tomorrow will be … well … tomorrow’s problem.

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      • n3m37h@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ll take the cheese, you can have the olives

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    • Hyperi0n@lemmy.film ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.

      This reaction isn’t normal though.

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    • Scew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>

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    • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …i just ate eight flavor grenade pluots for dinner about two hours ago, crunchy, green, and tart: the flavor part was absolutely true but as i’m sitting down to type this i suddenly realise that the grenade part was, too…

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.

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    • ninakuup21@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How much did big olive pay you to say this

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      • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d love to eat big olive

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.

      Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.

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      • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wait never go bad?

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    • Loulou@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )

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      • Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        41 olives.

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  • thedarkfly@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won’t regret it ;)

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    • Risk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why not eat the other too?

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      • EphTen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This won reply is my favorite.

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      • victron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is my life motto now, thanks.

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    • Hotdogman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why not 2 or 4?

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    • supercriticalcheese@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this

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  • fritobugger2017@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Marinate them in a bit of vodka for a relaxing evening repast

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  • Aagje_D_Vogel@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï’s final moments.

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    • Chunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sometimes when I’m backed up having a way to clear the pipes is nice. There are few things I enjoy more than a blast from the ass.

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      • darthfabulous42069@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        c/nocontext

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      • Aagje_D_Vogel@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I agree, but unfortunately this time it forced it’s way back up at night.

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  • angelsomething@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My mother tells me my uncle would eat nothing but olives for about a year when he was a toddler. He threw a massive fit if they tried to feed him anything else.

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  • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.

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      • UnknownQuantity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.

        Unrelated : avocado is a berry.

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  • DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, I’ll happily eat 10 olives as part of a salad, or 20 straight-up as a snack. You’ve gotta rinse them off first, though. Also, the cheap brands are less oily and salty.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rinse them? I spear them right out of the jar. I love 'em. I’ll try rinsing one today to see what that’s like, but I suspect the oil and salt is a big part of why I like them.

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      • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Here’s something else to try.

        1. Rinse out the olives and put them in a clean jar.

        2. Add a somewhat generous amount of olive oil. Best you can find.

        3. Add salt, dried chili flakes, and oregano.

        4. Squeeze like half a lemon in the jar. Cut a few thin slices off the other half, cut them in quarters and drop them in as well.

        5. Vigorously shake the jar so all the olives are coated nicely in the spicy lemony oil.

        I always have a jar of this in my fridge. God tier stuff, once you’ve got the mix right in steps 3 and 4.

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  • sveltetsunami@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Girl dinner! Girl dinner!

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  • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?

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    • Streetdog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.

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      • Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.

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  • victron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Today’s been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can’t even stand them in pizza.

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    • notatoad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives

      Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.

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    • shadowspirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I know we’re not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but … I draw the line at olive hate. They’re so damn delicious. Are you even human?

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      • jcit878@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        chilli and garlic olives marinated in olive oil are literally food from the gods

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.

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    • n3m37h@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can’t be any worse than. Weber Cooks

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would regret eating one single olive. Yech.

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      olives are amazing, you just need to find the right one for you. I dont like black olives much and they seem to be on everything, I much prefer Castelvetrano olives

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Considering the ‘oliveness’ is the flavor I don’t like and it’s in every type of olive I’ve ever tried, I think I just don’t like olives. I don’t even like the smell.

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  • steamedhams@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel heard.

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  • EpeeGnome@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh no, I’m not falling for that idea again. I’ve learned the hard way (multiple times) that I will regret more than about 20 olives in one go. Too much salt for me.

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  • Gamey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I start I won’t stop yill the jar is empty, olives rock!

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re not supposed to eat the rocks dummy.

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you combine olives and beans I’m sure poop will be the inevitable outcome

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    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So glad that post and the idiot who did it got removed

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So are we doing olives now? Just trying to stay ahead of the curve

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  • walnutwalrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    keto friendly

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I’ve peed out of my asshole soon after.

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  • cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somebody is salty. I think it’s me. Mmmm olives

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  • Smurfe@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can only eat green olives on a muffalata. One of the very few foods I don’t care for.

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This feels like a futurecanoe bit

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