Imgonnatrythis
@Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world
- Comment on Maybe I'll just get a soda... 1 year ago:
More of a fart post innit?
- Comment on Everything has its ownl tool 1 year ago:
Don’t leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.
- Comment on When riders in the Tour De France used to stop in cafes and just loot the place. 1 year ago:
Have you ever met a French?
- Comment on Feels good to win boys 1 year ago:
Its not hate. It’s not toxic. It’s dramatic irony. You don’t have to laugh, but this isn’t meant to be hurtful to anyone.
- Comment on heh 1 year ago:
People can’t handle momma jokes here?
- Comment on pugs are a cruel human creation 1 year ago:
Yep. There are strong movememts to undo what is really a very recent and very American practice of breeding in Brachycephaly. The American Kennel Club shamefully has contributed to these standards and glorified them in pure bred animals. Look at historical drawings and paintings of pugs as an excellent example. They were typically much thinner and had much longer snouts than what is idealized today. An increasing number of European breeders led quite strongly by the Germans are breeding Retro Mops or old fashioned healthier pugs. This has unfortunately not caught on in US (fuck the AKC - seriously), but retro pugs which are cross bred typically with terriers are starting to be a thing with a few select breeders. I have a retro mop. He outruns every single dog in his weight class in the dog park both in speed and endurance. He doesn’t need a harness, he has a strong neck and uses a collar. No breathing issues whatsoever. For archival purposes please check out pugdogpassion.com Therese Rodin has been a huge influence in this modern movement and I wish everyone would review her teachings or speak to her before considering purchasing a Brachycephalic dog.
- Comment on If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager. 1 year ago:
Who wouldn’t want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That’s what I would do.
- Comment on Part of a balanced diet 1 year ago:
Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.
- Comment on Part of a balanced diet 1 year ago:
Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?
- Comment on Sam's Club Tips on Paid Deliveries 1 year ago:
Yeah, this bribe culture just needs to be made illegal. Tipping is well established (and really shitty practice), but this bribe thing is growing fast and is a total cancer. It doesn’t even have the guise of being an incentive, it’s just a threat.
- Comment on Sam's Club Tips on Paid Deliveries 1 year ago:
Yeah, will be great when we move past gun culture too, but neither of those things will happen in the next two generations. These kinds of things are actively getting worse not better and are so deeply rooted there is no way we are just going to “move past them”
- Comment on As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲 1 year ago:
How to do?
- Comment on But have you tried Jerboa? 1 year ago:
Fight those asswigs back
- Comment on But have you tried Jerboa? 1 year ago:
Huh. Not sure what it is about this beard style and superiority but this Pic and this discussion remind me of xkcd.com/743
Occasionally people are just smug and superior because they are right.
- Comment on Capitalism indoctrination in progress. 1 year ago:
Why are you harshing on ping pong tables bro?
- Comment on Capitalism indoctrination in progress. 1 year ago:
Damn. Now I want a ping pong table.
- Comment on Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds 1 year ago:
I believe now if you are 18 you need to consult with a lawyer before dating.
- Comment on Should I? 1 year ago:
You really shouldn’t encourage people like me.
- Comment on Should I? 1 year ago:
Bad bot. That’s a nice idea but it needs to work. YouTube video loads instantly. This just stalls and doesn’t work. You are fighting an uphill battle, you don’t stand a chance if tech isn’t any good.
- Comment on Should I? 1 year ago:
Every once in awhile I’ll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I’ve always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I’m guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that’s a bad idea too.
- Comment on DON'T 1 year ago:
You know I already did. Now I just feel guilty about it.
- Comment on this got me 1 year ago:
This is just every doctor I have ever seen for a prostate exam.
- Comment on Yet another rebranding 1 year ago:
Huh. He almost looks human at least in this picture.
- Comment on Choose wisely 1 year ago:
Look at Mr doom and gloom here. Don’t lift weights, you are going to die. Don’t eat donuts, you are going to die. Geesh
- Comment on Sweet tea 1 year ago:
Damn, I knew sugar was bad for you, but boy it looks like it can make you really irritable. Stop drinking so much sugar y’all. It’s nasty.
- Comment on The Hi and Lo directions on my range’s knobs 1 year ago:
So it actually adds water?
- Comment on lol 1 year ago:
I’m still watching
- Comment on those damn libs 1 year ago:
It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin’ Republican?
- Comment on FOUR whole parking spots 1 year ago:
God I hope so, what is it?
- Comment on [Day 5] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says 1 year ago:
Put some Goddam pepperoni on that pizza!