Uh, how old are you, op? This is boomer level garbage.
Feels good to win boys
Submitted 1 year ago by Moc@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
db2@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Boomer humor is what I call it, it’s succinct.
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ah, yes, thank you.
mrginger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lemmy Shitpost != Facebook
sirico@feddit.uk 1 year ago
😡 2 👊 1 😂 345 💪69
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re just jealous of driveway
mrginger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re not wrong.
MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh the wife hating jokes, great, everyone loves those. Not immature and toxic at all.
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Its not hate. It’s not toxic. It’s dramatic irony. You don’t have to laugh, but this isn’t meant to be hurtful to anyone.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The only people getting upset are the singles I bet
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Casual misogyny isn’t meant to hurt anyone either but it still does.
pizzahoe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
stupid question but I’ve seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she’s not happy with him… is that a stereotype or does it really happen?
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m Australian, but we tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.
It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem
TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I’ve realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.
I don’t know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American
Tristan@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.
Batbro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule
knexcar@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.
chic_luke@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, this is my first 30 minutes on Lemmy as a Reddit refugee and this is a primer of the content quality I see. Very encouraging.
Besides, the problem with these boomer-y posts is that, in a relationship, it should be you two vs. the problem, not one against the other. In the latter case, the relationship doesn’t work.
B3_CHAD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Did the dog argue with his wife too ?
99nights@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.
Hobbes@startrek.website 1 year ago
This is misogynistic garbage. Leave this shit on Reddit where it belongs. We can do better.
JonsJava@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly asking, because I don’t see it:
- Where is the hate for women in this? Misogyny is defined as hatred for women, right?
- You do realize relationships aren’t perfect, and arguments happen, right?
gadgetroid@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Shhhhh! 🤫
Leave them be in their bubble!
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s obviously not misogynistic, but ok.
99nights@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t take a joke lol
Luminocta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a joke, it’s harmless… Why are so many people so mad about this?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Because anything that even slightly criticizes women even in a perceived way means you’re just an incel loser
Luminocta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Guess most women are incel losers too then
Porridge@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wife bad
stochasticity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know you don’t have to listen right? Just sleep where you want to.
Thecalicocar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What the dog doing ?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Auditioning for new wife
dangblingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You own a house. You already won even if you lost the argument.
Mowcherie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s just renting.
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Proud to support my landlord’s lifestyle
0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
are the straights okay?
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey guys, I’m going to make a funny! Are you ready? Wife bad.
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You tried
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ironically it’s about the level of sense of humor those who would find this offensive have.
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This looks cozy. I might just cause an argument to be able to do it. Oh wait, I’m single, I can already do it. Oh wait, I live in an apartment.
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who said you had to sleep on your own driveway?
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ooh… Sleepover!
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is the fan so far away?
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s noisy?
Twink@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s not healthy to be directly blown on by a fan. You’ll notice, especially through the ear pain.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Draft. The silent killer according my 100 year old grandma
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
In Korea this kills thousands every year. We need to have a conversation about fans, you guys.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You could swap out the wife subject for dad, grandma or whatever and the joke would still work, funny how people are getting worked up over this
irmoz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They’ll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hewr some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn’t spark another war. Anyway, I’m off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it’s apparently 1920.
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.
irmoz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Tru tru, likely cos they wanna harken to a century ago when it was practically the law
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is a pre-boomer joke 💪