Uh, how old are you, op? This is boomer level garbage.
Feels good to win boys
Submitted 2 years ago by Moc@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 2 years ago
db2@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Boomer humor is what I call it, it’s succinct.
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Ah, yes, thank you.
mrginger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lemmy Shitpost != Facebook
sirico@feddit.uk 2 years ago
😡 2 👊 1 😂 345 💪69
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re just jealous of driveway
mrginger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re not wrong.
MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh the wife hating jokes, great, everyone loves those. Not immature and toxic at all.
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Its not hate. It’s not toxic. It’s dramatic irony. You don’t have to laugh, but this isn’t meant to be hurtful to anyone.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The only people getting upset are the singles I bet
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Casual misogyny isn’t meant to hurt anyone either but it still does.
pizzahoe@lemm.ee 2 years ago
stupid question but I’ve seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she’s not happy with him… is that a stereotype or does it really happen?
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m Australian, but we tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.
It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem
TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I’ve realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.
I don’t know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 2 years ago
If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American
Tristan@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.
Batbro@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule
knexcar@kbin.social 2 years ago
Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.
chic_luke@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well, this is my first 30 minutes on Lemmy as a Reddit refugee and this is a primer of the content quality I see. Very encouraging.
Besides, the problem with these boomer-y posts is that, in a relationship, it should be you two vs. the problem, not one against the other. In the latter case, the relationship doesn’t work.
B3_CHAD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Did the dog argue with his wife too ?
99nights@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.
Hobbes@startrek.website 2 years ago
This is misogynistic garbage. Leave this shit on Reddit where it belongs. We can do better.
JonsJava@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Honestly asking, because I don’t see it:
- Where is the hate for women in this? Misogyny is defined as hatred for women, right?
- You do realize relationships aren’t perfect, and arguments happen, right?
gadgetroid@lemdro.id 2 years ago
Shhhhh! 🤫
Leave them be in their bubble!
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s obviously not misogynistic, but ok.
99nights@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t take a joke lol
Luminocta@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s a joke, it’s harmless… Why are so many people so mad about this?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Because anything that even slightly criticizes women even in a perceived way means you’re just an incel loser
Luminocta@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Guess most women are incel losers too then
Porridge@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Wife bad
stochasticity@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You know you don’t have to listen right? Just sleep where you want to.
Thecalicocar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What the dog doing ?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Auditioning for new wife
dangblingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You own a house. You already won even if you lost the argument.
Mowcherie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s just renting.
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Proud to support my landlord’s lifestyle
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey guys, I’m going to make a funny! Are you ready? Wife bad.
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You tried
demlet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ironically it’s about the level of sense of humor those who would find this offensive have.
demlet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This looks cozy. I might just cause an argument to be able to do it. Oh wait, I’m single, I can already do it. Oh wait, I live in an apartment.
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Who said you had to sleep on your own driveway?
demlet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ooh… Sleepover!
0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
are the straights okay?
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why is the fan so far away?
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s noisy?
Twink@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s not healthy to be directly blown on by a fan. You’ll notice, especially through the ear pain.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Draft. The silent killer according my 100 year old grandma
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
In Korea this kills thousands every year. We need to have a conversation about fans, you guys.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You could swap out the wife subject for dad, grandma or whatever and the joke would still work, funny how people are getting worked up over this
irmoz@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They’ll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hewr some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn’t spark another war. Anyway, I’m off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it’s apparently 1920.
demlet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.
irmoz@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Tru tru, likely cos they wanna harken to a century ago when it was practically the law
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is a pre-boomer joke 💪