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Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Patrizsche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    W FART FREE WATER

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    • genoxidedev1@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Common fart-free water W
      L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

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      • Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

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    • Kraivo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Water fart free free water

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  • NessD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, IT IS fart free.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      do we know that?

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

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    • Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

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      • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i wouldn’t be so sure

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    • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Butt is it?

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  • ninjakitty7@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious

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    • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He knew.

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    • teegus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s just missing an ‘A’ there before the 'R’s then it’s art

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      • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Hey Ryan, how’s your FART project going?” -Kevin, The Office

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  • Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More of a fart post innit?

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  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

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    • gk99@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This wouldn’t go in either

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      • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

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  • loftypancake@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with free fart water

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    • pjhenry1216@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

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      • PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, the price is right.

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  • LazyBane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    W fart free water

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well… thos is good, right?

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marking for plain ol mop water

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  • radioactiveradio@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The water is fart free, the soda is not

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  • SCB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Idk I like my water fart-free

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  • YashaB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fart Art

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  • icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    FA RT

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  • EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just here to say farting in water is a wonderful experience

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good reporting, spliffman.

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      • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Happy to be of service 🫡

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  • solstice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Water free fart uWu

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    None of it’s fart free. Fish fart in water.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Water? Never touch the stuff.

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  • Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Free water * free fart

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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fart(we)er

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