PolydoreSmith
@PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 6 days ago:
No that would be:
Touchin’ meEEEEEEEeeeEE! Touchin’ yoOOOOOOOoooOoO! Touching’ me YEAH I’M TOUCHIN’ YOOOOOOU!
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 1 week ago:
As a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old
- Comment on I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas? 4 weeks ago:
How do you say, the “nooks and crannies.”
- Comment on Venn diagram 2 months ago:
Yes, bowling! And not to be that guy, but you should watch that movie. Like tonight.
- Comment on Cords 3 months ago:
No, alternating current doesn’t have a polarity like DC does.
- Comment on Sharks 4 months ago:
- Comment on Anon gets calls from scammers 5 months ago:
Yeah are we just ignoring the racial slurs? Bigots gonna be bigot-ing. Usually they’ll do so on 4chan.
- Comment on Are business cards still a thing? 6 months ago:
I carry them because I’m a professional musician and I just get sick of spelling my name for people. It has my booking email, instagram, and phone number on it. Super handy.
- Comment on This will help you quit smoking. 6 months ago:
Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?
- Comment on And then the boss did what 6 months ago:
I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…
- Comment on And then the boss did what 6 months ago:
Fuck DS4. Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.
- Comment on Scientific dietary advice 6 months ago:
Looks like it got scraped from an Onion article.
- Comment on And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is... 8 months ago:
You’re talking out your ass. Do some research on David Icke, the dude who started the whole lizard people thing. Dude is an antisemite.
- Comment on And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is... 8 months ago:
The article (correctly) names David Icke within the second paragraph or so. That dude popularized the “lizard people” thing and he is EXTREMELY antisemitic. This the whole point of a dogwhistle; it leaves room for plausible deniability. See also: Alex Jones.
So, sorry friend, try again.
- Comment on When a cave has better wifi than I do 8 months ago:
Found the AI
- Comment on Sheet posting shit music? 1 year ago:
I’ve been on the internet since AOL free trials, and this is among the top ten worst things I’ve seen. Congratulations.
- Comment on Maybe I'll just get a soda... 1 year ago:
This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”
- Comment on Should I? 1 year ago:
I’m with you, I was totally on board until the reply.
