This store owner will be glad to touch it for you

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• pewpew@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So they touch it and tell us what it feels like?

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ya but you have to pay extra for eye contact

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m not too sure I’d trust a second-handy from Goodwill.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I don’t have time to hang around for the second one.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Touching me
  Touching youuuuu

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  • PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh my

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      W.T.F.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was hearing The Darkness.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.

  “Hey man! You can’t do that here!”

  “But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?”

  “That’s not what that means!”

  “Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?”

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There is clearly a reason why they put this sign up. I’d be curious to hear what that reason was

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are a few universal truths to humanity.

    One is that there are two types of people: those who can have nice, delicate things, and those who should be denied entrance to anywhere the first group goes.

    The test is: can you pick up and appropriately place a needle on a record.

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• Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re worse than my wife.

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• M33@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Let me fix that : « Please don’t yourselves ask it » …  « Touch us for Thx » … « to touch you !! »

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• Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  – Signed, the Catholic Church

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