Submitted 5 months ago by thesocavault@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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You want to quit smoking, but worried about missing the menthol of Newport, get the Newport Oreo’s, you might put on a few pounds, but it’s cheaper than smoking. Lol
PFMEMES GENERAL WARNING: Tobacco products are gross. Why does anyone smoke anymore? Don’t ruin your health. Go bang a MILF instead.
I’m trying, but whenever I find a MILF, turns out it’s 3 malwares in a trench coat.
People still smoke because it looks cool, NERD!
This is definitely one way! Eat enough of the cookies and get a Marlboro jacket and you will be the coolest ever. 😂😂😂😂
I think you gotta eat the Camel Oreos to become the coolest kid in high school
I don’t bang women, guess I have to smoke.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Having a pack of Newports actually help with picking up MILFs.
A baggie of coke helps too.
PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?