And then the boss did what

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• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just make sure you gear up before you go to HR. They are there to protect the company, not the employee, and you wouldn’t believe the size of the axe they use to do this.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rape your in the ass (it was a dark soul boss)

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  • ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me drinking from my estus flask (whiskey bottle) when I’m in a bossfight (investor meeting) and rolling away butt naked (i made a light parry build)

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    • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol every time.

      Then you try to pause it before realizing you can’t and now you’re definitely fucking dead. Have fun trying to remember how you got there.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t realize they put Bill Cosby in that game…

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  • PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck DS4. Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dark Souls 4 dropped it seems?

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• Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And then he tried to finger me

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That’s most pleasant meeting I’ve ever had with a boss.

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• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re fired.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Assigned you as this year’s office skimpy cosplay?

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