Everything has its ownl tool

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• Greedless5230@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No poopknife?

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  • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, because it’s poop scissors

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Poop hand blender.

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  • scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take yourself back to reddit with that talk you Godless heathen.

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• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s the circumcision knife?

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  • Rouxibeau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In the rabbi’s mouth.

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  • Yuki@kutsuya.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At the doc

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• GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pizza knife WTF? Where’s the sharp disc at?

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  • festemmie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yeah bring back the infinitely long knife

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bread knife, chef’s knife, steak knifes, butter knives. That’ll cover 99.9% of people

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• yuun@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  the bread knife is also really good for slicing tomatoes

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• Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.

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• ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The red one: Your former master, and your own son's hand.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Darksaber: Whatever you want, baby.

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• Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The knife of equality

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• cannnAvar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jango Fett wasn’t motherfucker. He just doing his job. Not ethicaly good job but it’s doesn’t make him motherfucker. His client is motherfucker.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you’re a piece of shit for a living, you’re still a piece of shit. The fact that you have sponsors doesn’t transfer that to another person, it just means there’s more pieces of shit. Being shit isn’t zero sum.

    The people who sheepishly say, “nothing personal” are lying to themselves. Not that it’s personal, but that it matters whether or not it’s personal.

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