Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.
Relationship goals
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Pegging is less painful
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean there’s a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Eh. Tried to find that miraculous erogenous zone in the arse… nothing there. Not a yuck nor a yum. Just really did nothing for me.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Weird that this is a meme, that’s how relationships work (anal is optional).
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don’t expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid’s school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don’t really care as long as everything is trucking along and we’re happy
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Plain verbs don’t imply 50/50 IMO.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 month ago
Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Its not that difficult to get an enema.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lava vs magma
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it’s mostly a sight thing, as long as I can’t see the poop then I don’t care
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
taking the community name literally, huh …
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
not to be too stereotypically reddit butt…
a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This person gets it
Shou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.
He did a ton a maintenance but it’s a butt, sometimes there will be shit.
I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.
But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn’t give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I’ve seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.
x00z@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just get an anal douche.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 month ago
What did you just call me! /s
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t get the appeal honestly and I’m a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?
burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hell yeah brother
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
* step-brother
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
did they stutter!?
^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^
loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Second that.
It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the “receiving” end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you’ll likely love it too!
srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sameee.
I was somewhat skeptical at first but it’s fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How come the meme basically says that the boyfriend cleans and also takes it in the ass? Not to demonize ass stuff but this seems like it says boyfriends who clean are gay… Am I missing something
itsralC@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I mean, the picture does (seem to) show a heterosexual relationship. Unless you think only gay/bi dudes do butt stuff then idk what you’re reading into
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This seems like a right wing meme. Really, at first I didn’t see this was a shit post so that’s my bad.
PanArab@lemm.ee 1 month ago
💯
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Legitimately though.
Draegur@lemm.ee 1 month ago
i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Missed opportunity
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Preferences.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s where the cum button is tho
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your loss because that shit is lit
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I’ve been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I’ve gotta say…just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand…
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
You don’t perform oral on the hand, stoopid.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Oral is above everything
But anal play is really good too for those into it.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Coward.
Nelots@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Name checks out.
Draegur@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.