Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.
Relationship goals
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Pegging is less painful
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean there’s a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Eh. Tried to find that miraculous erogenous zone in the arse… nothing there. Not a yuck nor a yum. Just really did nothing for me.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Weird that this is a meme, that’s how relationships work (anal is optional).
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don’t expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid’s school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don’t really care as long as everything is trucking along and we’re happy
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Plain verbs don’t imply 50/50 IMO.
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 weeks ago
Its not that difficult to get an enema.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Lava vs magma
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think it’s mostly a sight thing, as long as I can’t see the poop then I don’t care
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
taking the community name literally, huh …
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not to be too stereotypically reddit butt…
a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This person gets it
Shou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.
He did a ton a maintenance but it’s a butt, sometimes there will be shit.
I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.
But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn’t give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I’ve seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.
x00z@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just get an anal douche.
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 weeks ago
What did you just call me! /s
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t get the appeal honestly and I’m a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?
burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah brother
Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
* step-brother
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
did they stutter!?
^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^
loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Second that.
It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the “receiving” end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you’ll likely love it too!
srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sameee.
I was somewhat skeptical at first but it’s fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.
workerONE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How come the meme basically says that the boyfriend cleans and also takes it in the ass? Not to demonize ass stuff but this seems like it says boyfriends who clean are gay… Am I missing something
itsralC@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I mean, the picture does (seem to) show a heterosexual relationship. Unless you think only gay/bi dudes do butt stuff then idk what you’re reading into
workerONE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This seems like a right wing meme. Really, at first I didn’t see this was a shit post so that’s my bad.
PanArab@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
💯
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Legitimately though.
Draegur@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Missed opportunity
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Preferences.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That’s where the cum button is tho
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your loss because that shit is lit
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I’ve been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I’ve gotta say…just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand…
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
You don’t perform oral on the hand, stoopid.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Oral is above everything
But anal play is really good too for those into it.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Coward.
Nelots@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Name checks out.
Draegur@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.