burgermeister

@burgermeister@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I don't know if she's trying to give me a signal or if I'm just reading too much into it [Day 118]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what you’re doing this for but I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When my goth date takes me home for a satanic ritual [Day 114]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You magnificent bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets ghosted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG, same!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening, everyone! 😄🌘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Inconsiderate, it may not be so good for some. This is strike 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah these kids need some style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dictator pro max⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg it folds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not elaborate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vladimir Putin calls the White House [Day 97]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep forgetting that you’re doing this but then you pop up again, you beautiful bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys with coprophilia are always trying to slide into my BMs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  GoProphilia?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨P.R.I.D.E⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least there aren't any bacteria of the specific type the bacteriophage eats⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey it’s a Jimmy Neutron character

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iykyk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OK how long until it kicks in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring forth mediocre joy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dare you to try and grab my crumbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plot twist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Squidward ain’t gonna do shit with his life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anthropologists when they walk into a cave in Siberia [Day 10]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been waiting for this one. Denny is such an important and pivotal character.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love these, there’s no way that would ever work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship goals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon solves a mystery⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why it’s a mystery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon solves a mystery⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Roommate is a woman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm shy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww it’ll be okay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft ties executive pay to security after multiple failures and breaches⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should already have been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit, who of you is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Also that dude has a nice ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit, who of you is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all bake? I don’t know how you find the time between cancelling and PC-ing all day, my schedule is packed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Volkswagen" detects when your tests are being run in a CI server⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I get it, I just think this is hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Volkswagen" detects when your tests are being run in a CI server⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahaha wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a physicist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense, why test it?

  Excuse me, I have to get back to wiping my ass with the communal sponge-on-a-stick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fucking awful, I feel so bad for that dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A genre of Country Music...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, here’s a sci-fi space-themed country song:

  “Stars in My Whiskey”

  (Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy’s arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I’m missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

  (Chorus) I’ve got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

  (Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

  (Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love’s sake. Under the glow of the distant sun’s light, I’m a space cowboy, lost in the night.

  (Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth’s sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

  (Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy’s wide, but my heart’s still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

  (Outro) So I’ll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday Terry Farrell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fast And The Furious: Jadzia and Shaw