P.R.I.D.E

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

  Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.

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  • cocobean@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s stickier than hagfish slime.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always wonder about this.

    Any Lemmy plumbers want to confirm or deny that jism protein can fuck up the pipes?

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    • lol_idk@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fatbergs near apartment buildings are the problem more than anything. The local high schools where I live only have 8" sewer mains.

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• rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  vigorously masturbating

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They still gotta get to class on time.

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• burgermeister@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know about the desktop or other apps version but boost has an option to convert the image into “hd”.

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s pretty handy. I had no clue

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    • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like sth to be careful with… to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

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• DyedCorpse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good ol shitpost

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easy solution. Set up several Cum Pits in the bathroom. Allow the boys to shoot their jiz streams into the pit. Clean out the pit once a month

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    or a rope blasting bin

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JFC, even the faculty needs sex ed at this school…

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  • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it might be a joke

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• spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol, I saw these same fake postings when I was in the college dorm rooms 20 years ago

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