Just thank goodness it’s illegal to kill yourself in a car without a drivers license. That simple law has saved untold lifes.
Plot twist
Submitted 2 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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modifier@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Squidward ain’t gonna do shit with his life
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
And what a twist indeed.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey Spongebob, I don’t know if you’re reading this but if you don’t receive enough tips, your employer is legally obligated to make up the difference (at least in America, not sure where your pineapple under the sea is located).
Dave@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Bikini Atoll, right? But on on the atoll, but the bottom of the sea by/in the atoll. Under the jurisdiction of the Marshal Islands. It seems the minimum wage there is USD$2 per hour, and has been that way since 1986. I found no official source but two sites agree on this.
Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Surely the US federal minimum wage would kick in then? Or does it not apply to overseas territories?
FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s still not much if you live in one of the seven states still paying the $7.25/hr federal minimum
Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“But not every job is meant to pay
liveablewages!”