Roommate is a woman
Anon solves a mystery
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 month ago
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.
skyspydude1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren’t bots I’ve seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.
burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s why it’s a mystery
Droechai@lemm.ee 1 month ago
To try and “convert” a gay guy
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Let’s assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That’s why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who’s hounding him doesn’t.
Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.
Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who’s bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he’s seen him while visiting her.
That would make sense.
But I think it’s just a punchline
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whoa. Can we go deeper?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s usually the opposite of what they say.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.
If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I’d have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean, they are both on grindr
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I’m on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline
Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’ve watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.