Anon solves a mystery

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.

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• burgermeister@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roommate is a woman

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr

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    • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.

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    • skyspydude1@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren’t bots I’ve seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.

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    • burgermeister@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why it’s a mystery

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    • Droechai@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To try and “convert” a gay guy

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That’s why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who’s hounding him doesn’t.

  Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

  Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who’s bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he’s seen him while visiting her.

  That would make sense.

  But I think it’s just a punchline

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  • NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whoa. Can we go deeper?

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s usually the opposite of what they say.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.

  If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I’d have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, they are both on grindr

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