This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.
Anon plays Metro 2033
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m still stuck in Doom.
Glytch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can quit Alpha Centauri because “Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you”
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs…
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
And that was ironically the good ending.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Wasn’t that 3?
Poiar@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s 4
3 was Vas. He hated you.
4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Wait, I’ll look up the answer and return with an update.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 months ago
I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 8 months ago
[deleted]NateNate60@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Can someone explain the context of this to me?
ieatmeat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it’s scripted, you can’t escape this fate once you enter the backroom).
henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Missed out on the 2 hour refund policy anon.
Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Unfortunately for anon, Steam didn’t start doing refunds until 2015
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 8 months ago
It’s because of refunds they stopped accepting Bitcoin a few years later
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like games that give you a little slap upside the head for being stupid. All things considered, losing the paltry amount of early game currency in Metro is getting off pretty light compared to some games.
Doxin@pawb.social 8 months ago
In Stray you can put a paper bag on your head. It inverts your controls for a bit. I liked that.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just get the rest of the achievements and say you wanted to get all the achievements.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Maybe I am overlooking it, but I don’t see this achievement in my Steam account.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That sounds like a dick move on the part of the developers, I’d wonder if I really want to keep playing the game after that.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Lollipop Chainsaw has another. “Accidentally” maneuvering the camera to upskirt the main character.
Xatolos@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That one sounds a bit more deserved.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Nier Automata has an achievement like this too. I never unlocked it the normal way, but something I really liked about that game is after you beat it there is an NPC that will “sell” you any achievements you haven’t unlocked yet.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a suspiciously low price, and the interaction is just a little off. It’s clearly fishy.
It also happens so early that the mugging doesn’t take away much even if you fall for it.
Limonene@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I never saw that character in the game, but there are dozens of other reasons to hate Metro 2033.
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Such as?
addie@feddit.uk 8 months ago
I quite liked all the people complaining about ‘unrealistic’ Russian accents, and every single character in the game is voiced by a native speaker. Many lols. Bit like people complaining about Yvonne Strahovski’s ‘phoney’ Australian accent playing Miranda in Mass Effect.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Not OP, but my only gripe was it scared the shit out of me lol
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s just not fun. I uninstalled it after an hour.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
I strongly believe this is fake 🥱
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, now he can work all day on battery instead of having to carry around a charger because the shitty ass laptop is out of battery in 2 hours somehow, depite being much slower than the macbook
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve never met an Applesexual before.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cheerleading for brands is cringe
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Oh wow thats so cool, Apple should introduce a way to trade in vital organs to make it more accessible to people of your capacity.
echodot@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Wow your comprehension on this subject is just profound. Really really clever. Your parents must be so proud. That little guy simping for a big powerful corporation.
Go read up on the subject
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
word on the street is that you should try linux, it’s pretty good.
Acters@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you wanted this, you don’t need a dam apple laptop, but at the same time, the closest competitor is the new snapdragon laptops that are closer to having up to a week of battery life. Also, they are capable of running more than you can on an apple machine, albeit it is early progress in proper x86 emulation, and more productivity programs are starting to support it.
So, no, you are NOT forced to make a decision to get a MacBook and the price gouging you experience.
Even then, picking a device for your use case is extremely important. I know many people who can survive with lower powered devices as they only use it for web browsing or documents like Excel or Word. Which an apple device would work well for but seriously is complete overkill and overpriced for.